helpme Posted July 8, 2019 Share Posted July 8, 2019 Easy to install my ass this thing took 2 days! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted July 8, 2019 Share Posted July 8, 2019 maybe it would've been easier if you hadn't have used your ass? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
helpme Posted July 8, 2019 Author Share Posted July 8, 2019 Just now, Vamped said: maybe it would've been easier if you hadn't have used your ass? I had to go below 6 inches to escape the freeze line the thing said 3 inches which lead to me having to buy more tubing and parts a $120 kit ended up spending an additional $60 In parts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted July 8, 2019 Share Posted July 8, 2019 2 minutes ago, helpme said: I had to go below 6 inches to escape the freeze line the thing said 3 inches which lead to me having to buy more tubing and parts a $120 kit ended up spending an additional $60 In parts Sounds like too much trouble ... why not just water the grass yourself? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
helpme Posted July 8, 2019 Author Share Posted July 8, 2019 1 hour ago, Vamped said: Sounds like too much trouble ... why not just water the grass yourself? It's already done I just hate having move everytime I need to cut my grass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted July 8, 2019 Share Posted July 8, 2019 3 minutes ago, helpme said: It's already done I just hate having move everytime I need to cut my grass Well good job for getting it done Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 On 7/8/2019 at 6:50 AM, Vamped said: Sounds like too much trouble ... why not just water the grass yourself? There's a reason why automatic sprinkler systems exist.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 1 hour ago, scoobdog said: There's a reason why automatic sprinkler systems exist.... To assault your neighbors and keep stray cats off your property? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
helpme Posted July 13, 2019 Author Share Posted July 13, 2019 6 minutes ago, Vamped said: To assault your neighbors and keep stray cats off your property? I usually use tar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 13 minutes ago, Vamped said: To assault your neighbors and keep stray cats off your property? There was once a dutiful gardner. He said to himself "I'm going to water my fruit trees everyday and in a few months I'm going to have fruit." His friends said "Dude, you need automatic sprinklers." But the gardener thought that would be too much trouble. "It's cool dudes. I'll water every day, and my fruit will be awesome." And so he did.... For a while. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 1 hour ago, scoobdog said: There was once a dutiful gardner. He said to himself "I'm going to water my fruit trees everyday and in a few months I'm going to have fruit." His friends said "Dude, you need automatic sprinklers." But the gardener thought that would be too much trouble. "It's cool dudes. I'll water every day, and my fruit will be awesome." And so he did.... For a while. But everything changed when the Fire nation attacked Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 24 minutes ago, Vamped said: But everything changed when the Fire nation attacked He'd go out every morning and water the trees. They looked so happy he thought. He imagined the bright red apples on their branches. His mouth watered in anticipation. Then he touched himself. The old woman across the street always seemed to have this half smile as she watched his morning ritual. In their own way, each lusted for that fruit.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 7 hours ago, scoobdog said: He'd go out every morning and water the trees. They looked so happy he thought. He imagined the bright red apples on their branches. His mouth watered in anticipation. Then he touched himself. The old woman across the street always seemed to have this half smile as she watched his morning ritual. In their own way, each lusted for that fruit.... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 17 hours ago, Vamped said: To assault your neighbors and keep stray cats off your property? So that local Gov't members can surreptitiously water their lawns at night while there's water restrictions in effect, then fine the regular folks because their lawns are brown. Then again, this was in Florida... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 8 hours ago, Vamped said: As the days went by, though, the the gardener was not as attentive to his duties as he was at the start. Sometimes on Saturday, he was a little too hungover after a Friday night out with his friends. Sometimes he worked late. The neighbor knew all this, of course, because her brother-in-law's, best friend's father was a PI and comparatively cheap. Sometimes she would see him in the yard watering and tell him "Hey, I haven't seen you in a few days. I thought maybe something happened to you." And he smiled sheepishly, knowing he had not been diligent at watering his trees. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 It's probably because you're a fucking idiot. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts