Zenigundam Posted February 16, 2017 Posted February 16, 2017 She lives in South Jersey and we had a nice OKC convo going this morning, but now she hasn't responded for the past two hours even though she keeps logging in, so basically right now this like playing poker when you know you're behind in the hand. I was dealt AA, but I missed the board and would like to see an ace on the turn to give me a full house, or else I'm gonna keep messaging her with no replies, end up losing the hands, and then she'll have sex with one of the guys she's currently talking to instead of me and then I'll want to destroy him for being a homewrecker. Anyway, just tell me some cool hobbies to talk about. I mostly drink, watch TV, play video games, watch anime and cartoons, eat very good food, and that's about it I guess.
Zenigundam Posted February 16, 2017 Author Posted February 16, 2017 Help me say something cool so that I don't blow up at her for ignoring me.
Zenigundam Posted February 16, 2017 Author Posted February 16, 2017 Because right now she's out of line and taking this where it doesn't need to go.
1pooh4u Posted February 16, 2017 Posted February 16, 2017 You conversed with her for 2 hours, leave her alone, you aren't guaranteed a date because yous spoke for that long. Another suggestion, don't talk about yourself, talk about her and let her ask questions about you. This is the only legit advice you'll ever get from me -_'
Zenigundam Posted February 16, 2017 Author Posted February 16, 2017 I did all that. She's being promiscuous and trying to let somebody else put his pen0r in her. I need to stop this before it happens. Ugh women.... When will they learn?
1pooh4u Posted February 16, 2017 Posted February 16, 2017 I did all that. She's being promiscuous and trying to let somebody else put his pen0r in her. I need to stop this before it happens. Ugh women.... When will they learn? *smacks you in the snout with a rolled up magazine* Bad Zeni! No!
Zenigundam Posted February 16, 2017 Author Posted February 16, 2017 I have to. I was winning and now I'm losing. This is bulls---, I ain't the Atlanta Falcons. Somebody give me something brilliant to say that lets her see the error of her immoral ways and makes her say, "F--k this brute! Zeni's better and he was the first for a reason because I knew that I wanted him to pound me from the moment I woke up this morning. He was my first convo and I'm lucky to have been given attention by such a sexy, alpha male beast."
Zenigundam Posted February 16, 2017 Author Posted February 16, 2017 That's it. I'm just gonna get drunk and start a new quest in Skyrim. F--- her basically!
1pooh4u Posted February 16, 2017 Posted February 16, 2017 That's it. I'm just gonna get drunk and start a new quest in Skyrim. F--- her basically! Maybe you should just give up on women, you don't have the patience for it : o
Zenigundam Posted February 16, 2017 Author Posted February 16, 2017 Not about patience, I'm just too honest of a guy haha. The ladies don't like it when you expose them trying to get it from other guys!
mthor Posted February 16, 2017 Posted February 16, 2017 Maybe you should just give up on women, you don't have the patience for it : o Or the interpersonal skills.
Zenigundam Posted February 16, 2017 Author Posted February 16, 2017 I loved her and she betrayed me...
1pooh4u Posted February 16, 2017 Posted February 16, 2017 Not about patience, I'm just too honest of a guy haha. The ladies don't like it when you expose them trying to get it from other guys! Shut up, you're fake news >
1pooh4u Posted February 16, 2017 Posted February 16, 2017 Or the interpersonal skills. This all has to be a joke. No one can possibly be this inept, can they?
Zenigundam Posted February 16, 2017 Author Posted February 16, 2017 She keeps logging back in and not responding to me. I'm getting EXTREMELY ANGRY RIGHT NOW!! He's gonna f--king bang her instead of me when I'm not only the superior guy, but I caught her attention first. Holy sh-- this is some rigged BS honestly. I'm in fckng Super Saiyan 10 mode right now, theyre gonna have to pull me outta here like Charles Oakley at the Garden because I'm not gonna let her do this without getting my piece in!!
1pooh4u Posted February 16, 2017 Posted February 16, 2017 She keeps logging back in and not responding to me. I'm getting EXTREMELY ANGRY RIGHT NOW!! He's gonna f--king bang her instead of me when I'm not only the superior guy, but I caught her attention first. Holy sh-- this is some rigged BS honestly. I'm in fckng Super Saiyan 10 mode right now, theyre gonna have to pull me outta here like Charles Oakley at the Garden because I'm not gonna let her do this without getting my piece in!! lol, fuckin' clown :
Zenigundam Posted February 16, 2017 Author Posted February 16, 2017 If she doesn't respond by tomorrow, I'm just gonna blow up and curse her out. What a rude fckn cunt!!
NaBarney Posted February 16, 2017 Posted February 16, 2017 Just say whatever those guys who have sex with these girls are saying to them. Or tell her about your best Mega Man time
Misaka Posted February 16, 2017 Posted February 16, 2017 Not about patience, I'm just too honest of a guy haha. The ladies don't like it when you expose them trying to get it from other guys! go to a gay strip club and try this method on the girls in there if none of them tries to kill you you can have our forgiveness however if they send you to jail or get the cops on you
Zenigundam Posted February 16, 2017 Author Posted February 16, 2017 Just say whatever those guys who have sex with these girls are saying to them. Or tell her about your best Mega Man time Yeah I should just copy them, shouldn't I? The problem is that the things they say are so friggin gay. I would never say those types of things lol.
NaBarney Posted February 16, 2017 Posted February 16, 2017 Yeah I should just copy them, shouldn't I? The problem is that the things they say are so friggin gay. I would never say those types of things lol. What gay things do you think they say to fuck girls?
Zenigundam Posted February 16, 2017 Author Posted February 16, 2017 What gay things do you think they say to fuck girls? Their way of talking to them is incredibly soft and gay. They sound like total p-ssies haha.
Bread Posted February 16, 2017 Posted February 16, 2017 That's it. I'm just gonna get drunk and start a new quest in Skyrim. F--- her basically! bro just do that like fuck gettin pussy cuz you clearly aint cut out for that shit just play skyrim dog
Zenigundam Posted February 16, 2017 Author Posted February 16, 2017 bro just do that like fuck gettin pussy cuz you clearly aint cut out for that shit just play skyrim dog You better watch yo mouth, bread.
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