BlackNoir Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 Went out the front door, yawned and stretched, then a bug flew down my throat.... This would discourage the average man, but I chased him with a red bull and a cold taco....Let's get it. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skiles Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 You feel good now, but wait until the diarrhea sets in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackNoir Posted June 1, 2019 Author Share Posted June 1, 2019 3 hours ago, Skiles said: You feel good now, but wait until the diarrhea sets in. I always have diarrhea...You tried to summon a monster that lived here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 4 minutes ago, CryingFreeman said: I always have diarrhea...You tried to summon a monster that lived here. Why do y'all live like this? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackNoir Posted June 1, 2019 Author Share Posted June 1, 2019 (edited) 3 minutes ago, SorceressPol said: Why do y'all live like this? Sigh....Why do you suck the fun out of everything....Jesus, I don't have lifelong diarrhea really, but it was my way of feudin' with Skiles Hatfield.....Go play with Wacky. Just like the time I said I wasn't registered to vote....Here comes granny Sorce to tell me to unplug my TV because it was cloudy outside Edited June 1, 2019 by CryingFreeman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 1 minute ago, CryingFreeman said: Sigh....Why do you suck the fun out of everything....Jesus, I don't have lifelong diarrhea really, but it was my way of feudin' with Skiles Hatfield.....Go play with Wacky. Dude, I just got back from Olive Garden . I'm mostly joking about y'all's terrible food choices unless it's something that's guaranteed food poisoning. No to playing with dumbfucks because I have too many chapters to write in the next couple of weeks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 I have the shits everyday, because I like cheese. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 And burgers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 1 hour ago, midnight said: I have the shits everyday, because I like cheese. Normally liking cheese leads to not being able to shit. o_o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 51 minutes ago, TrigunBebop said: Normally liking cheese leads to not being able to shit. o_o I am a different breed. Dairy does not like me at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 1 minute ago, midnight said: I am a different breed. Dairy does not like me at all. ... TEACH ME YOUR WAYS. FOR I WISH TO BE ABLE TO CONSUME DAIRY WHILE RETAINING MY ABILITY TO SHIT. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 2 minutes ago, TrigunBebop said: ... TEACH ME YOUR WAYS. FOR I WISH TO BE ABLE TO CONSUME DAIRY WHILE RETAINING MY ABILITY TO SHIT. Oh man. This made me laugh. I wish I had the ability to be constipated after eating cheese, like normal people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 2 minutes ago, midnight said: Oh man. This made me laugh. I wish I had the ability to be constipated after eating cheese, like normal people. No you don't. That's part of the reason I had to have ass surgery. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 4 hours ago, CryingFreeman said: Just like the time I said I wasn't registered to vote....Here comes granny Sorce to tell me to unplug my TV because it was cloudy outside And don't you use that landline either, or that lightning will come for you. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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