BlackNoir Posted June 1, 2019 Posted June 1, 2019 Went out the front door, yawned and stretched, then a bug flew down my throat.... This would discourage the average man, but I chased him with a red bull and a cold taco....Let's get it. 4
Skiles Posted June 1, 2019 Posted June 1, 2019 You feel good now, but wait until the diarrhea sets in.
BlackNoir Posted June 1, 2019 Author Posted June 1, 2019 3 hours ago, Skiles said: You feel good now, but wait until the diarrhea sets in. I always have diarrhea...You tried to summon a monster that lived here.
DragonSinger Posted June 1, 2019 Posted June 1, 2019 4 minutes ago, CryingFreeman said: I always have diarrhea...You tried to summon a monster that lived here. Why do y'all live like this? 1
BlackNoir Posted June 1, 2019 Author Posted June 1, 2019 (edited) 3 minutes ago, SorceressPol said: Why do y'all live like this? Sigh....Why do you suck the fun out of everything....Jesus, I don't have lifelong diarrhea really, but it was my way of feudin' with Skiles Hatfield.....Go play with Wacky. Just like the time I said I wasn't registered to vote....Here comes granny Sorce to tell me to unplug my TV because it was cloudy outside Edited June 1, 2019 by CryingFreeman
DragonSinger Posted June 1, 2019 Posted June 1, 2019 1 minute ago, CryingFreeman said: Sigh....Why do you suck the fun out of everything....Jesus, I don't have lifelong diarrhea really, but it was my way of feudin' with Skiles Hatfield.....Go play with Wacky. Dude, I just got back from Olive Garden . I'm mostly joking about y'all's terrible food choices unless it's something that's guaranteed food poisoning. No to playing with dumbfucks because I have too many chapters to write in the next couple of weeks.
TrigunBebop Posted June 1, 2019 Posted June 1, 2019 1 hour ago, midnight said: I have the shits everyday, because I like cheese. Normally liking cheese leads to not being able to shit. o_o
midnight Posted June 1, 2019 Posted June 1, 2019 51 minutes ago, TrigunBebop said: Normally liking cheese leads to not being able to shit. o_o I am a different breed. Dairy does not like me at all.
TrigunBebop Posted June 1, 2019 Posted June 1, 2019 1 minute ago, midnight said: I am a different breed. Dairy does not like me at all. ... TEACH ME YOUR WAYS. FOR I WISH TO BE ABLE TO CONSUME DAIRY WHILE RETAINING MY ABILITY TO SHIT. 1
midnight Posted June 1, 2019 Posted June 1, 2019 2 minutes ago, TrigunBebop said: ... TEACH ME YOUR WAYS. FOR I WISH TO BE ABLE TO CONSUME DAIRY WHILE RETAINING MY ABILITY TO SHIT. Oh man. This made me laugh. I wish I had the ability to be constipated after eating cheese, like normal people.
TrigunBebop Posted June 1, 2019 Posted June 1, 2019 2 minutes ago, midnight said: Oh man. This made me laugh. I wish I had the ability to be constipated after eating cheese, like normal people. No you don't. That's part of the reason I had to have ass surgery. 1
DragonSinger Posted June 1, 2019 Posted June 1, 2019 4 hours ago, CryingFreeman said: Just like the time I said I wasn't registered to vote....Here comes granny Sorce to tell me to unplug my TV because it was cloudy outside And don't you use that landline either, or that lightning will come for you. 2
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