Zenigundam Posted February 14, 2017 Posted February 14, 2017 Single girls are supposed to want to be swooned on Valentine's Day! My V-Day date requests are going ignored. Don't they wanna have sex? Wtf is wrong with them! >(
1938_Packard Posted February 14, 2017 Posted February 14, 2017 Maybe they're not obsessed - they have other stuff to think about.
Misaka Posted February 14, 2017 Posted February 14, 2017 They got the memo about a desperate creep sending alot of messages
mthor Posted February 14, 2017 Posted February 14, 2017 Single girls are supposed to want to be swooned on Valentine's Day! My V-Day date requests are going ignored. Don't they wanna have sex? Of course they do. Just not with you.
Zenigundam Posted February 14, 2017 Author Posted February 14, 2017 Of course they do. Just not with you. *approaches you quicker than The Flash* Take that back.... That's a downright lie!
mthor Posted February 14, 2017 Posted February 14, 2017 It's probably the truth - if it were a lie, it wouldn't bother you.
Zenigundam Posted February 14, 2017 Author Posted February 14, 2017 *sigh* If only you could understand that they're obsessing over me, and not the other way around.
Guest The Hound Posted February 14, 2017 Posted February 14, 2017 Holy hell you have no idea how to talk to women
Kudasai Posted February 14, 2017 Posted February 14, 2017 Because you're a creepy bastard, Rebecca -1
Guest The Hound Posted February 14, 2017 Posted February 14, 2017 Viper is such a white knight lol This is why I'm getting laid tonight and you're not. In fact I'm literally about to drive and pick my date up. Just felt like sharing that before I bail from here most of the day.
Zenigundam Posted February 14, 2017 Author Posted February 14, 2017 How many times do I have to remind you that it's about quality and not quantity? *shakes head* When I stop getting bored, I'll log back into OkCupid and show you how a true alpha male wins the day.
Misaka Posted February 14, 2017 Posted February 14, 2017 I'll log back into OkCupid and show you how a true alpha male wins the day.
Guest The Hound Posted February 14, 2017 Posted February 14, 2017 How many times do I have to remind you that it's about quality and not quantity? *shakes head* When I stop getting bored, I'll log back into OkCupid and show you how a true alpha male wins the day. I will find a way to seriously offend you into a manic depression. I will. You deserve it.
mthor Posted February 14, 2017 Posted February 14, 2017 I will find a way to seriously offend you into a manic depression. I will. You deserve it. Hey! As someone with bipolar I, I resent that!
Guest The Hound Posted February 14, 2017 Posted February 14, 2017 Hey! As someone with bipolar I, I resent that! I'm depressed too so what I said is technically a double edged sword. Don't feel bad. All the weed pussy and money in the world can't stop depression.
mthor Posted February 14, 2017 Posted February 14, 2017 Ah, but have you ever heard the voice of God? Bipolar has its compensations, I guess.
Guest The Hound Posted February 14, 2017 Posted February 14, 2017 Ah, but have you ever heard the voice of God? Bipolar has its compensations, I guess. ROFL. Yea actually when I put myself into a psychosis thanks to anxiety and too much weed once upon a time.
Houdini Splicer Posted February 15, 2017 Posted February 15, 2017 *sigh* If only you could understand that they're obsessing over me, and not the other way around. My God, you are one stupid son of a bitch. Keep this up. Please. Your ass doesn't need to procreate, and this guarantees that you won't. Ever. Creepy little bastard.
Houdini Splicer Posted February 15, 2017 Posted February 15, 2017 I'm smoother than Miller Lite. Stupid! You're so stupid!
Ginguy Posted February 15, 2017 Posted February 15, 2017 Single girls are supposed to want to be swooned on Valentine's Day! My V-Day date requests are going ignored. Don't they wanna have sex? Wtf is wrong with them! >( They might want something more than a storage locker and gas station roses.... -or- They are rejecting you, seems perfectly healthy to me.... Take your pick.
lupin_bebop Posted February 15, 2017 Posted February 15, 2017 Because you're a creepy ass motherfucker. You creep me out, and I'm a dude. You could start by actually LIKING women first.
Misaka Posted February 15, 2017 Posted February 15, 2017 I'm smoother than Miller Lite. Please just drink the first glass from a moonshine still
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