Poof Posted May 6, 2019 Share Posted May 6, 2019 I just can't get enough. So convenient. So yummy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted May 6, 2019 Share Posted May 6, 2019 Meh, I take the time to use the oven....If the potato isn't the perfect size, or oblong in some way, you wind up with that one inedible, tough as shit end. As long as I'm here, I had a dream about you and I definitely not making a thread for it. For some reason I was with my ex (I'm starting at the beginning just because it was weird how you come in) We were lying in bed and suddenly, I felt like there were wa something attached to my back. I tugged on it and I had a plank of wood nailed to me. I snatched it off, only to find another plank under it. She asked what it was, and I'm like "I don't remember....WTF is this"...So I snatch it off too and it was like suddenly, I remembered....I had trapped these 2 horrible, little white monsters in my back to keep them from eating everything. The kinda looked like the Moonanites....Like they don't eat flesh, they eat stuff like beds and cars. Anyway, they escape, and I ran to catch them....Al the while they are eating shit like the bed, the tv and the shower curtain....Whatever. So I never leave the house but I go back in the room (weird house that I'm sure I've been in but never lived in) and I get in what I assume is a new bed and she's like "no, you sleep over there now before something eats my new bed" and I'm like fine. Then suddenly you walk into the room and get in bed with her. I'm like "how the hell do you know Poof" and she's like "Her name is Cindy" and I'm like no, it's Poof, and I try to bring up your videos, but all the while I'm thinking "Those vids aren't under Poof" but I'm still looking with poof on my phone. Anyway, you all of a sudden say "don't worry, she just rented the bed from me and I brought it over. And that was a viable answer for me. So I was like "So you live here now" and you said "No, I just bring the bed over whenever she wants to sleep......That's all I remember. Dream shifted to me trying to get breakfast and winding up with some chick I'm prety sure I know, but I can't put my finger on it.....Then we robbed a juice stand and I tried to kill a cop but Bette Midler stopped me and said it's not worth it. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted May 6, 2019 Author Share Posted May 6, 2019 25 minutes ago, Sho Minamimoto said: Meh, I take the time to use the oven....If the potato isn't the perfect size, or oblong in some way, you wind up with that one inedible, tough as shit end. i know what you mean, but i'm having a lot more success than in the past by strategically placing/controlling the fork stab depth based on tato shape, covering the tato in oil, and flipping them halfway thru w/some time to sit before resuming microwave attack. that's kinda what's got me going. I'm in a rabbit hole and i know a perfect microwave tato is at the bottom i'm going to interpret your dream later bc that's a doozy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted May 6, 2019 Author Share Posted May 6, 2019 P.S. I love when ppl from here comment on my social media/porn referring to me as Poof. i always wonder if any of my normal followers catch on to it 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted May 6, 2019 Share Posted May 6, 2019 I do a microwave oven combo cuz no matter what I do my potatoes look sad if I microwave them completely 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clu Posted May 6, 2019 Share Posted May 6, 2019 Rub olive oil on them, then crazy salt. Oven for 1 hour at 425... Shit will blow your mind 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted May 6, 2019 Share Posted May 6, 2019 I don't like potatoes but I love a nice baked yam with some brown sugar and whatnot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crush Posted May 6, 2019 Share Posted May 6, 2019 4 hours ago, Poof said: P.S. I love when ppl from here comment on my social media/porn referring to me as Poof. i always wonder if any of my normal followers catch on to it I'd like to comment on your social media. I'd like to say you are the most underrated actor in the business. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted May 6, 2019 Author Share Posted May 6, 2019 4 hours ago, 1pooh4u said: I do a microwave oven combo cuz no matter what I do my potatoes look sad if I microwave them completely 😬 yea but sometimes there's no time 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted May 6, 2019 Author Share Posted May 6, 2019 4 hours ago, Clu said: Rub olive oil on them, then crazy salt. Oven for 1 hour at 425... Shit will blow your mind trying it now w/my own crazy salt substitution since i didn't have any Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted May 6, 2019 Author Share Posted May 6, 2019 18 minutes ago, Crush said: I'd like to comment on your social media. I'd like to say you are the most underrated actor in the business. Thank you random new account. That's nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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