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It's been too long since I cared enough about bars or bartending I used to have sex with a bartender.. and I knew a dude years ago that somehow had a passion for it, and was really excited about all the different cocktails. I'm pretty sure your best bet is to have the biggest cheat sheet available hanging on your wall or something.. 

Long Island Ice Tea for me.. heavy on the tequila plz. 

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8 minutes ago, PhilosipherStoned said:

It's been too long since I cared enough about bars or bartending I used to have sex with a bartender.. and I knew a dude years ago that somehow had a passion for it, and was really excited about all the different cocktails. I'm pretty sure your best bet is to have the biggest cheat sheet available hanging on your wall or something.. 

Long Island Ice Tea for me.. heavy on the tequila plz. 

I mean, that cheat sheet is basically any phone.

Long islands are already down the sleeve. ;)

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I figured lol.. but it's one you better know. The bartender I dated always hooked me up on the tequila. The cocktail is so pricey everywhere I just want to get my moneys worth.. A few of those, and I'd be good.. Killer Koolaid is one I've never actually tried, but I need to try it sometime.. I don't believe I've ever tried the sex on the beach either.. I probably have though, and I just wasn't impressed.

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1 minute ago, Bouvre said:

I learned the manhattan the moment I turned 21, on my college aid. You can thank Bette Midler for that. 

Bette midler fronted you your financial aid and you spent it on manhattans?

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