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who's trying to get married?

I reeeaaaally want to say "Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to get through this thing called life"

I could save you money on a priest @Clu

you can tell her i'm your old army buddy.......well, first tell her you were in the army....wait, were you in the army? I don't think you should lie about being in the army. They get pretty mad....you know what, this isn't a good look....I can't officiate the wedding of someone who lied about being in the army....sorry, bruv

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  On 4/12/2019 at 8:42 AM, unevenedge said:

YOU COULD STILL SUCK HIS BALLS AND LET HIS G/F PEG YOU.

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FINALLY, YOU'VE BECOME SENTIENT....i've waited so long for this

I'm ready to follow you....I assume you're going to take over the world now....I don't have a lot of experience being a zealot, but I have watched a lot of Tom Cruise's movies

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  On 4/12/2019 at 8:26 AM, Mix said:

who's trying to get married?

I reeeaaaally want to say "Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to get through this thing called life"

I could save you money on a priest @Clu

you can tell her i'm your old army buddy.......well, first tell her you were in the army....wait, were you in the army? I don't think you should lie about being in the army. They get pretty mad....you know what, this isn't a good look....I can't officiate the wedding of someone who lied about being in the army....sorry, bruv

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You're tempting me to do that shit just so I can say that line.

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  On 4/12/2019 at 10:33 AM, Sawdamizer said:

You'd probably try and steal her.

I know your tricks.

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What? You seriously think I'm planning on officiating your wedding just to plant seeds of doubt second hand while ingratiating myself to her and her family, ultimately sliding into a position of long term friend and confidant. Carefully tending to the plants of insecurity and distrust that sprout from those seeds while lying in wait to pluck the flower that blooms from her discovering you with a lovely Thai boy on your Bangkok holiday that I both suggested and arranged. 

I mean....how could think that? I'm hurt...truly :|

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  On 4/12/2019 at 6:05 PM, SorceressPol said:

Deal. Mine will probably be a Sailor Moon themed wedding, so you know what you're getting into.

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Dearly beloved, we are gathered here to fight evil by the moonlight and chase love by the daylight...

yooo, that would also work for like a werewolf wedding

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