Skiles Posted April 8, 2019 Posted April 8, 2019 It was going okay, until I realized that I didn't have a girlfriend, and the random lady I was talking to was calling the police. How weird is that? It's like, "Yeah, no shit I'm standing on your lawn, I THOUGHT you were my girlfriend!" Women are so weird sometimes. 1 1
Pimpjira Posted April 8, 2019 Posted April 8, 2019 Now that sounds like something a senile old man(who calls his phone a cellphone) would do.
StarPanda Posted April 9, 2019 Posted April 9, 2019 Keep talking to her she'll eventually understand and accept it 1
Skiles Posted April 9, 2019 Author Posted April 9, 2019 10 hours ago, midnight said: Did she lick peanut butter off your balls? Things never got that far. 1
Skiles Posted April 9, 2019 Author Posted April 9, 2019 43 minutes ago, Pimpjira said: Now that sounds like something a senile old man(who calls his phone a cellphone) would do. I'm glad you guys are starting to see my point about the cell phone thing.
Skiles Posted April 9, 2019 Author Posted April 9, 2019 18 minutes ago, StarPanda said: Keep talking to her she'll eventually understand and accept it Love is a war of attrition, I always say.
Skiles Posted April 9, 2019 Author Posted April 9, 2019 6 hours ago, ghostrek said: fucked up I know, right? It's almost like I hired Zeni to be my comedy writer or something. 1
ghostrek Posted April 9, 2019 Posted April 9, 2019 10 minutes ago, Skiles said: I know, right? It's almost like I hired Zeni to be my comedy writer or something. yes never hire zeni
tsar4 Posted April 9, 2019 Posted April 9, 2019 17 hours ago, Skiles said: It was going okay, until I realized that I didn't have a girlfriend, and the random lady I was talking to was calling the police. How weird is that? It's like, "Yeah, no shit I'm standing on your lawn, I THOUGHT you were my girlfriend!" Women are so weird sometimes. Way to channel your inner zeni.
Phillies Posted April 9, 2019 Posted April 9, 2019 yeah i thought you were gay for some reason. no offense bro
Skiles Posted April 9, 2019 Author Posted April 9, 2019 1 hour ago, tsar4 said: Way to channel your inner zeni. He's my new writer. I pay him in roofies.
Skiles Posted April 9, 2019 Author Posted April 9, 2019 22 minutes ago, Phillies said: yeah i thought you were gay for some reason. no offense bro How dare you.
tsar4 Posted April 9, 2019 Posted April 9, 2019 12 minutes ago, Skiles said: He's my new writer. I pay him in roofies. Tell the truth - you told him they were Pez, didn't you.
Rogue_Alphonse Posted April 9, 2019 Posted April 9, 2019 16 hours ago, midnight said: Did she lick peanut butter off your balls? I would. 1
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