Skiles Posted April 8, 2019 Share Posted April 8, 2019 It was going okay, until I realized that I didn't have a girlfriend, and the random lady I was talking to was calling the police. How weird is that? It's like, "Yeah, no shit I'm standing on your lawn, I THOUGHT you were my girlfriend!" Women are so weird sometimes. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted April 8, 2019 Share Posted April 8, 2019 Did she lick peanut butter off your balls? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted April 8, 2019 Share Posted April 8, 2019 fucked up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pimpjira Posted April 8, 2019 Share Posted April 8, 2019 Now that sounds like something a senile old man(who calls his phone a cellphone) would do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarPanda Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 Keep talking to her she'll eventually understand and accept it 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skiles Posted April 9, 2019 Author Share Posted April 9, 2019 10 hours ago, midnight said: Did she lick peanut butter off your balls? Things never got that far. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skiles Posted April 9, 2019 Author Share Posted April 9, 2019 43 minutes ago, Pimpjira said: Now that sounds like something a senile old man(who calls his phone a cellphone) would do. I'm glad you guys are starting to see my point about the cell phone thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skiles Posted April 9, 2019 Author Share Posted April 9, 2019 18 minutes ago, StarPanda said: Keep talking to her she'll eventually understand and accept it Love is a war of attrition, I always say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skiles Posted April 9, 2019 Author Share Posted April 9, 2019 6 hours ago, ghostrek said: fucked up I know, right? It's almost like I hired Zeni to be my comedy writer or something. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 10 minutes ago, Skiles said: I know, right? It's almost like I hired Zeni to be my comedy writer or something. yes never hire zeni Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 17 hours ago, Skiles said: It was going okay, until I realized that I didn't have a girlfriend, and the random lady I was talking to was calling the police. How weird is that? It's like, "Yeah, no shit I'm standing on your lawn, I THOUGHT you were my girlfriend!" Women are so weird sometimes. Way to channel your inner zeni. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 yeah i thought you were gay for some reason. no offense bro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skiles Posted April 9, 2019 Author Share Posted April 9, 2019 1 hour ago, tsar4 said: Way to channel your inner zeni. He's my new writer. I pay him in roofies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skiles Posted April 9, 2019 Author Share Posted April 9, 2019 22 minutes ago, Phillies said: yeah i thought you were gay for some reason. no offense bro How dare you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 12 minutes ago, Skiles said: He's my new writer. I pay him in roofies. Tell the truth - you told him they were Pez, didn't you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 16 hours ago, midnight said: Did she lick peanut butter off your balls? I would. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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