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Posted (edited)
29 minutes ago, Clu said:

Flight 1776, out of Philly... Fitting... The bartender didn't get it.

really they did not get it

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Posted
1 minute ago, ghostrek said:

really he did not get it

Did you just assume her fucking gender?

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I'm logged in on a public iPad here at the bar... I'll leave it logged in under my name.

If someone says something really bad... Just ban em

 

Posted
2 minutes ago, Clu said:

I'm logged in on a public iPad here at the bar... I'll leave it logged in under my name.

If someone says something really bad... Just ban em

 

Hopefully they don't contract your genital warts using it.

Posted
Just now, GreatBallsOfJizz said:

Hopefully they don't contract your genital warts using it.

You don't mean that.

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Just now, Clu said:

You don't mean that.

Listen, hpv is no laughing matter and I'd hate for an outbreak at the Philadelphia airport. Although I live nowhere near it. Honestly... Fuck Philly, everyone says those people suck.

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Just now, GreatBallsOfJizz said:

Listen, hpv is no laughing matter and I'd hate for an outbreak at the Philadelphia airport. Although I live nowhere near it. Honestly... Fuck Philly, everyone says those people suck.

Which one is it?

Posted
1 minute ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said:

It's the kind that flourish on your balls and ass. Sorry.

I just figured they were pimples.... Welp, patient zero is about to go viral.

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Posted
1 minute ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said:

Let's hope so. Oooh! I got something perfect for the Philly airport.

 

That skit was the fucking tits.

His f for family is junk tho.

 

Posted
2 minutes ago, scoobdog said:

You didn't fuck the shit out of her, so yes.

I'd fuck a dude for drinks

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Posted
2 minutes ago, RogueAlphonse said:

Wait til the temps drop and that melted snow becomes ice. ;)

I hope I die.

You better fuck my funeral up 

Posted
24 minutes ago, cyberbully said:

Next time just yell 1738...Bet she'll get that shit

Damn, I really wish I didn't get that fetty reference

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