Clu Posted March 4, 2019 Share Posted March 4, 2019 Flight 1776, out of Philly... Fitting... The bartender didn't get it. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted March 4, 2019 Share Posted March 4, 2019 Should have told him about when Philly was raided by 1776 Germans armed with farming implements during the Spanish American war led by Quetzocoatl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted March 4, 2019 Share Posted March 4, 2019 (edited) 29 minutes ago, Clu said: Flight 1776, out of Philly... Fitting... The bartender didn't get it. really they did not get it Edited March 4, 2019 by ghostrek Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clu Posted March 4, 2019 Author Share Posted March 4, 2019 1 minute ago, ghostrek said: really he did not get it Did you just assume her fucking gender? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted March 4, 2019 Share Posted March 4, 2019 Just now, Clu said: Did you just assume her fucking gender? yes sorry i fixed it 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clu Posted March 4, 2019 Author Share Posted March 4, 2019 1 minute ago, ghostrek said: yes sorry i fixed it Thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clu Posted March 4, 2019 Author Share Posted March 4, 2019 I'm logged in on a public iPad here at the bar... I'll leave it logged in under my name. If someone says something really bad... Just ban em Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted March 4, 2019 Share Posted March 4, 2019 2 minutes ago, Clu said: I'm logged in on a public iPad here at the bar... I'll leave it logged in under my name. If someone says something really bad... Just ban em Hopefully they don't contract your genital warts using it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clu Posted March 4, 2019 Author Share Posted March 4, 2019 Just now, GreatBallsOfJizz said: Hopefully they don't contract your genital warts using it. You don't mean that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted March 4, 2019 Share Posted March 4, 2019 Just now, Clu said: You don't mean that. Listen, hpv is no laughing matter and I'd hate for an outbreak at the Philadelphia airport. Although I live nowhere near it. Honestly... Fuck Philly, everyone says those people suck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clu Posted March 4, 2019 Author Share Posted March 4, 2019 Just now, GreatBallsOfJizz said: Listen, hpv is no laughing matter and I'd hate for an outbreak at the Philadelphia airport. Although I live nowhere near it. Honestly... Fuck Philly, everyone says those people suck. Which one is it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted March 4, 2019 Share Posted March 4, 2019 Just now, Clu said: Which one is it? It's the kind that flourish on your balls and ass. Sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clu Posted March 4, 2019 Author Share Posted March 4, 2019 1 minute ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said: It's the kind that flourish on your balls and ass. Sorry. I just figured they were pimples.... Welp, patient zero is about to go viral. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted March 4, 2019 Share Posted March 4, 2019 1 minute ago, Clu said: I just figured they were pimples.... Welp, patient zero is about to go viral. Let's hope so. Oooh! I got something perfect for the Philly airport. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clu Posted March 4, 2019 Author Share Posted March 4, 2019 1 minute ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said: Let's hope so. Oooh! I got something perfect for the Philly airport. That skit was the fucking tits. His f for family is junk tho. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clu Posted March 4, 2019 Author Share Posted March 4, 2019 Shit is delayed again... I fucking hate @RogueAlphonse 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted March 4, 2019 Share Posted March 4, 2019 1 hour ago, Clu said: Did you just assume her fucking gender? You didn't fuck the shit out of her, so yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clu Posted March 4, 2019 Author Share Posted March 4, 2019 2 minutes ago, scoobdog said: You didn't fuck the shit out of her, so yes. I'd fuck a dude for drinks 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted March 4, 2019 Share Posted March 4, 2019 1 minute ago, Clu said: I'd fuck a dude for drinks No, you wouldn't. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clu Posted March 4, 2019 Author Share Posted March 4, 2019 1 minute ago, scoobdog said: No, you wouldn't. Nah 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted March 4, 2019 Share Posted March 4, 2019 15 minutes ago, Clu said: Shit is delayed again... I fucking hate @RogueAlphonse Wait til the temps drop and that melted snow becomes ice. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clu Posted March 4, 2019 Author Share Posted March 4, 2019 2 minutes ago, RogueAlphonse said: Wait til the temps drop and that melted snow becomes ice. I hope I die. You better fuck my funeral up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberbully Posted March 5, 2019 Share Posted March 5, 2019 Next time just yell 1738...Bet she'll get that shit 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted March 5, 2019 Share Posted March 5, 2019 Isnt there a winter storm up there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clu Posted March 5, 2019 Author Share Posted March 5, 2019 24 minutes ago, cyberbully said: Next time just yell 1738...Bet she'll get that shit Damn, I really wish I didn't get that fetty reference Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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