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I swear the only thing worse than no alcohol is not enough alcohol...

I guess if I donated blood before hand I might be able to get a buzz off this

Posted
14 minutes ago, Mix said:

I swear the only thing worse than no alcohol is not enough alcohol...

I guess if I donated blood before hand I might be able to get a buzz off this

This one goes out to Mix 

 

 

Posted
2 minutes ago, GunStarHero said:

Is that what you tell the high schoolers before you offer to buy them beer in exchange for a date?

Do you really think I would engage in illegal and illicit activities with young (legal age) women? Come on now... 🐼

Posted
1 minute ago, Zenigundam said:

Do you really think I would engage in illegal and illicit activities with young (legal age) women? Come on now... 🐼

If I'm on the up and up with the lore of Zeni, then yes. That's all you do. 

Posted (edited)
8 minutes ago, Kuroko said:

Dude gun stars a girl

Dude, you're way out of it. Don't open that bottle, it's messin with your head. I know, but I never saw her on Lithium because she was kicking it in CD with Milarkie and probably sunnysidez and the like and I did post a lot in WSC, but you guys never looked at my brilliant material, now Williams Street is looking for an OG like me to get back on track, anyway I don't have to explain this simple concept of dude because I see Gen Z and their weak movements have made you forget what was always true. 😪

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Posted
2 minutes ago, GunStarHero said:

If I'm on the up and up with the lore of Zeni, then yes. That's all you do. 

Ya know, I do message girls in the 28-33 range, but if they don't respond, you've gotta blame them for making 17-20 the glorious range. 🤷‍♂️

Posted
Just now, Zenigundam said:

Ya know, I do message girls in the 28-33 range, but if they don't respond, you've gotta blame them for making 17-20 the glorious range. 🤷‍♂️

What about girls aged 21-27?

Posted
Just now, GunStarHero said:

What about girls aged 21-27?

The lost cause generation 

Stuck in a cloud of confusion, regret, and guilt

I tried to save them 6-9 years ago, but it was all radio silence. I wish them well. 👨‍⚖

Posted
1 minute ago, Zenigundam said:

The lost cause generation 

Stuck in a cloud of confusion, regret, and guilt

I tried to save them 6-9 years ago, but it was all radio silence. I wish them well. 👨‍⚖

God speed. You did your best. 

Posted
2 minutes ago, GunStarHero said:

God speed. You did your best. 

I tried. I thought to myself that maybe I was the problem, but then you guys validated me and made me realize I was actually the solution. 

Posted
1 minute ago, Zenigundam said:

I tried. I thought to myself that maybe I was the problem, but then you guys validated me and made me realize I was actually the solution. 

Aye, The Final Solution. 

Posted (edited)
3 minutes ago, GunStarHero said:

Aye, The Final Solution. 

Why do they keep comparing me to ER when I preceded him by so long? I'm not "The Supreme Gentleman"? Do I seem like a wine and caviar guy to any of you? 

Edited by Zenigundam
Posted (edited)
2 minutes ago, Zenigundam said:

Why do they keep comparing me to ER when I preceded him by so long? I'm not "The Supreme Gentleman"? Do I seem like a wine and caviar guy to any of you? 

Wine and caviar? How pedestrian. Definitely beneath you, Zeni. 

Edited by GunStarHero
Posted
2 minutes ago, GunStarHero said:

Wine and caviar? How pedestrian. Definitely beneath you, Zeni. 

I'm more into fun shit. Like let's get hammered and get Domino's. You know what I mean?

Posted
4 minutes ago, Zenigundam said:

I'm more into fun shit. Like let's get hammered and get Domino's. You know what I mean?

If you're such a player, how come you are on here 24/7?

You should be out living a little.

Posted
Just now, cryptkicker5 said:

If you're such a player, how come you are on here 24/7?

You should be out living a little.

I'm making out with a sexy, legal age, teenage hottie as we speak. She tells me she's the head cheerleader at her high school and wants me to go to senior prom with her, but is worried about me getting past security even though I look young as fuck.

So I can't be on the internet and text on here from my phone and have a life, even though this sexy biddie is giving me a hickey right now? 😢

Posted
52 minutes ago, GunStarHero said:

This one goes out to Mix 

 

 

don't stick me with this....I didn't buy it....someone brought it over like a million years ago

Posted
19 minutes ago, Zenigundam said:

I'm making out with a sexy, legal age, teenage hottie as we speak. She tells me she's the head cheerleader at her high school and wants me to go to senior prom with her, but is worried about me getting past security even though I look young as fuck.

So I can't be on the internet and text on here from my phone and have a life, even though this sexy biddie is giving me a hickey right now? 😢

No. That is not happening at all right now.

 

Posted
2 minutes ago, cryptkicker5 said:

No. That is not happening at all right now.

 

Yeah because it ended like 3 minutes ago. Don't worry, kid, it's not in the cards for you. I can be pushing 30 and easily look like I'm 22. 👨‍💼

Posted
3 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said:

BUT I GOT LIKES IN THIS THREAD.

For once, third best Naraku, can this not be about you......ya self absorbed bastid 

 

Posted
1 minute ago, Mix said:

For once, third best Naraku, can this not be about you......ya self absorbed bastid 

 

listen if fuggs can make every goddamn thread about herself, I'M GOING TO MAKE THIS ONE ABOUT SUBLIME SO GO FUCK YOURSELF

 

 

Posted
3 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said:

listen if fuggs can make every goddamn thread about herself, I'M GOING TO MAKE THIS ONE ABOUT SUBLIME SO GO FUCK YOURSELF

 

 

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