nameraka Posted January 5, 2019 Posted January 5, 2019 who the fuck is stocking all these thousand year old crypts with barrels full of fresh fruit and vegetables? or are the draugr running small independent organic sustainable farms in their spare time? if so, i want a piece of that action. think of it. the bannered mare could be the cruelty free, antibiotic free, locally sourced hipster mecca of skyrim. i would be fucking rolling in it...
Mini_ghost420 Posted January 5, 2019 Posted January 5, 2019 bandits. the bandits hide stuff in here then they're like "aw shit there's draugr in here" and they either leave or get killed. they hold their own pretty good until they run into a dragon priest 1
nameraka Posted January 5, 2019 Author Posted January 5, 2019 13 minutes ago, Mini_Ghost said: bandits. the bandits hide stuff in here then they're like "aw shit there's draugr in here" and they either leave or get killed. they hold their own pretty good until they run into a dragon priest this confirms my theory that bandits are fucking stupid. 1
Greeny Posted January 5, 2019 Posted January 5, 2019 Fuck you for making me want to play Skyrim now. 1
Mini_ghost420 Posted January 5, 2019 Posted January 5, 2019 1 minute ago, nameraka said: this confirms my theory that bandits are fucking stupid. yeah, they don't become bandits by being Scholars 1
Chapinator_X Posted January 6, 2019 Posted January 6, 2019 There are mages who sneak into crypts to magically spawn crates and food in time for the Dohvakin to grab it without fear of spoilage.
StarPanda Posted January 6, 2019 Posted January 6, 2019 I took an arrow to the knee That should answer your questions 1
SwimModSponges Posted January 6, 2019 Posted January 6, 2019 The microbial biome is different on Nirn. Things dont decay, rot, or mold. They do have fungus and moss though.
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