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>tfw when a stranger lays some shit on you that's none of your goddamn business


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No, no, it was more like

"How you doin'?"

Uhh, well... I don't know, kinda out of it right now.

"Well, it can't be much worse than what I'm going through."

I'm not trying to say anything, man, uh... what's happening?"

"My wife just cheated on me."

...

I, uh... don't know what to say... sorry?

"Yeah, whatever, just shut up, there's nothing for you to say."

 

You're the one asking me how I'm doing, motherfucker.

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I wouldn't be surprised.

I had that motherfucker in line just last week and a lady was talking on the phone and trying to pay with her card, which is fine, whatever, I don't give a fuck, and he whispered in her ear something to the effect of "hey, you can blow me later if you want" while he was waiting to buy his Bud Light.

Then when she was done he pulled her aside and said it again and she either didn't hear or was so taken aback that she didn't really get it at the time.

I mean, shit, sometimes people gotta make Christmas plans and it's not like the Bud Light is gonna lose any alcohol in the twenty seconds it takes to pay. It's kinda rude to jaw on your phone at the checkout line but who really gives a fuck?

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