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This girl at the Bergen Towne Centre called me a loser

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I was about to lunge at her, but I saw a couple of mall security guys converging upon the situation and, to be totally honest, I wanted to start swinging on everybody, but I had a busy day and I didn't want to chance it that an armed officer would detain me before I beat them up and scampered off and called an Uber. Yeah, so, I'm mad at myself for not being able to ask her why she said something so mean. Even though I was lunging, it was more of a tactic to get her to spill the beans about why she would say something so stupid. 🤦‍♂️🐺💪

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1 minute ago, Kweerie said:

She called you a loser because you are a loser, loser.

But the thing is that I'm a winner, and even the legal age teen who I like wasn't really feeling it when I talked to her today during class. It's because I need a haircut honestly. You know how these young ladies are... 

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6 minutes ago, Rogue߷Alphonse said:

So you were going to hit a woman?

That's the complete opposite of alpha.

No, lunge and tap her on the shoulder or make any slight kind of contact to grab her attention and then ask her what she meant by the loser comment. I struck up a convo with her to begin with because I was enthralled by her beauty, but I just wanted her to explain herself. Damnit, I dropped the ball on this one... 🤧

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2 minutes ago, TrigunBebop said:

You never even had the ball to begin with.

We had a convo going on... The ball was in my court, and then she started lying about having to be somewhere and I drunkenly called her out on her BS. I probably should have just taken her number and accepted the lie, but I'm an honest guy and my conscience told me that I had to call her out on the spot.

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14 minutes ago, Zenigundam said:

No, lunge and tap her on the shoulder or make any slight kind of contact to grab her attention and then ask her what she meant by the loser comment. I struck up a convo with her to begin with because I was enthralled by her beauty, but I just wanted her to explain herself. Damnit, I dropped the ball on this one... 🤧

Lunge =/= strike.

You had intentions of striking a lady.

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Just now, Mini_Ghost said:

you should be struck with a lighting bolt

The odds of that occurring for any given person are infinitesimal. Also, my funeral would be attended by a ton of legal age teenage women, and the media would make a huge deal out of a non story because they're comprised of jealous betas who could only dream of droves of legal age hotties showing up at their funerals. 🤷‍♂️

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1 minute ago, Zenigundam said:

The odds of that occurring for any given person are infinitesimal. Also, my funeral would be attended by a ton of legal age teenage women, and the media would make a huge deal out of a non story because they're comprised of jealous betas who could only dream of droves of legal age hotties showing up at their funerals. 🤷‍♂️

you know you could survive that especially for you're actually a true Alpha. a real Alpha male has a 99.9% resistance to lighting bolts. grow up and become a real Alpha, moron

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2 minutes ago, Mini_Ghost said:

you know you could survive that especially for you're actually a true Alpha. a real Alpha male has a 99.9% resistance to lighting bolts. grow up and become a real Alpha, moron

Thank you for calling me an alpha male. I've always felt that those who "scoffed" at my lone wolf alpha male warrior status were in denial and needed therapy. 🤦‍♂️

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no wonder she ditched you. real men wouldn't shop in that dumphole of a town with their backwards ass blue laws. also say hi to the Garden State Plaza for me while you're in Paramus

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She didn't ditch me, she had to go somewhere and she wasn't comfortable with me confronting her about whether her need to go elsewhere was so urgent. 

She's probably just shy, I dunno, but she went too far with that loser comment

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