Zenigundam Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 I was about to lunge at her, but I saw a couple of mall security guys converging upon the situation and, to be totally honest, I wanted to start swinging on everybody, but I had a busy day and I didn't want to chance it that an armed officer would detain me before I beat them up and scampered off and called an Uber. Yeah, so, I'm mad at myself for not being able to ask her why she said something so mean. Even though I was lunging, it was more of a tactic to get her to spill the beans about why she would say something so stupid. 🤦♂️🐺💪 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hornshire Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 She called you a loser because you are a loser, loser. 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted December 19, 2018 Author Share Posted December 19, 2018 1 minute ago, Kweerie said: She called you a loser because you are a loser, loser. But the thing is that I'm a winner, and even the legal age teen who I like wasn't really feeling it when I talked to her today during class. It's because I need a haircut honestly. You know how these young ladies are... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 So you were going to hit a woman? That's the complete opposite of alpha. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 God dammit, Zeni. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted December 19, 2018 Author Share Posted December 19, 2018 6 minutes ago, Rogue߷Alphonse said: So you were going to hit a woman? That's the complete opposite of alpha. No, lunge and tap her on the shoulder or make any slight kind of contact to grab her attention and then ask her what she meant by the loser comment. I struck up a convo with her to begin with because I was enthralled by her beauty, but I just wanted her to explain herself. Damnit, I dropped the ball on this one... 🤧 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted December 19, 2018 Author Share Posted December 19, 2018 2 minutes ago, TrigunBebop said: God dammit, Zeni. I know. I dropped the ball... 😪 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 5 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: I know. I dropped the ball... 😪 You never even had the ball to begin with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted December 19, 2018 Author Share Posted December 19, 2018 2 minutes ago, TrigunBebop said: You never even had the ball to begin with. We had a convo going on... The ball was in my court, and then she started lying about having to be somewhere and I drunkenly called her out on her BS. I probably should have just taken her number and accepted the lie, but I'm an honest guy and my conscience told me that I had to call her out on the spot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 you should be struck with a lighting bolt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 14 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: No, lunge and tap her on the shoulder or make any slight kind of contact to grab her attention and then ask her what she meant by the loser comment. I struck up a convo with her to begin with because I was enthralled by her beauty, but I just wanted her to explain herself. Damnit, I dropped the ball on this one... 🤧 Lunge =/= strike. You had intentions of striking a lady. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted December 19, 2018 Author Share Posted December 19, 2018 Just now, Mini_Ghost said: you should be struck with a lighting bolt The odds of that occurring for any given person are infinitesimal. Also, my funeral would be attended by a ton of legal age teenage women, and the media would make a huge deal out of a non story because they're comprised of jealous betas who could only dream of droves of legal age hotties showing up at their funerals. 🤷♂️ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted December 19, 2018 Author Share Posted December 19, 2018 1 minute ago, Rogue߷Alphonse said: Lunge =/= strike. You had intentions of striking a lady. Exactly, lunge =/= strike. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted December 19, 2018 Author Share Posted December 19, 2018 I feel like I'm going through survivor's guilt, or whatever the term is for this. Why did she do this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 1 minute ago, Zenigundam said: The odds of that occurring for any given person are infinitesimal. Also, my funeral would be attended by a ton of legal age teenage women, and the media would make a huge deal out of a non story because they're comprised of jealous betas who could only dream of droves of legal age hotties showing up at their funerals. 🤷♂️ you know you could survive that especially for you're actually a true Alpha. a real Alpha male has a 99.9% resistance to lighting bolts. grow up and become a real Alpha, moron Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted December 19, 2018 Author Share Posted December 19, 2018 2 minutes ago, Mini_Ghost said: you know you could survive that especially for you're actually a true Alpha. a real Alpha male has a 99.9% resistance to lighting bolts. grow up and become a real Alpha, moron Thank you for calling me an alpha male. I've always felt that those who "scoffed" at my lone wolf alpha male warrior status were in denial and needed therapy. 🤦♂️ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 I called you a fuckin' moron Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 (edited) no wonder she ditched you. real men wouldn't shop in that dumphole of a town with their backwards ass blue laws. also say hi to the Garden State Plaza for me while you're in Paramus Edited December 19, 2018 by Naraku4656 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted December 19, 2018 Author Share Posted December 19, 2018 She didn't ditch me, she had to go somewhere and she wasn't comfortable with me confronting her about whether her need to go elsewhere was so urgent. She's probably just shy, I dunno, but she went too far with that loser comment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 Bergen county sucks but while you're there send me some melon buns from Mitsuwa over in Edgewater. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted December 19, 2018 Author Share Posted December 19, 2018 7 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said: Bergen county sucks but while you're there send me some melon buns from Mitsuwa over in Edgewater. Admit that she didn't ditch me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 5 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: Admit that she didn't ditch me. no Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted December 19, 2018 Author Share Posted December 19, 2018 15 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said: Bergen county sucks but while you're there send me some melon buns from Mitsuwa over in Edgewater. Say you're sorry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 1 minute ago, Zenigundam said: Say you're sorry you're sorry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted December 19, 2018 Author Share Posted December 19, 2018 2 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said: you're sorry Dude, are you about to cry or something. Just admit your wrongdoings lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 Just now, Zenigundam said: Dude, are you about to cry or something. Just admit your wrongdoings lol uh no, she ditched you bro. and your character is still boring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokeNirvash Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 Ah, another entertaining episode of Everybody Hates Zeni. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xanatos Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 Dam her judge of character is spot on. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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