I just farted.

[GuyBeardmane]

It's super rank, too.  Like, not as bad as a dog fart but close.  I'm stuck in it, too, because it's too cold to open the door or roll down the window to let the fart out of the car.

[Mini_ghost420]

light a match.

[Still Me]

24 minutes ago, GuyBeardmane said:

It's super rank, too.  Like, not as bad as a dog fart but close.  I'm stuck in it, too, because it's too cold to open the door or roll down the window to let the fart out of the car.

I’m at that stage where I can’t trust a fart

[Raptorpat]

are puppy farts more potent than dogfarts? is it like venom where it's more deadly in smaller predators because it's more potent?

[GuyBeardmane]

I think so.  Ebony farted on me twice last night and both times made me wish I was dead.

[Raptorpat]

the kittens had the most vile farts when they were actual kittens, their intestines seem to have mellowed out as they've stretched out

[GuyBeardmane]

I think it is a baby thing.  Like they haven't got all the appropriate things that are supposed to be in their bellies so their gas is worse than normal.

[Mr Owl]

Dutch oven time