Mix Posted November 30, 2018 Share Posted November 30, 2018 I had a joke where it wasn't what you thought it was and shame on you for having dirty thoughts, but i'm tired 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted November 30, 2018 Share Posted November 30, 2018 now I will forever wonder what the joke was Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted November 30, 2018 Share Posted November 30, 2018 I got a sticky load at work yesterday... .... one of the fuckers who fills our orders at our distributor, literally threw a bottle of acetaminophen/codeine #3 syrup in the tote...when I got it..it was busted open and alllllllll my fuckin schedule drugs were covered in it 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Owl Posted November 30, 2018 Share Posted November 30, 2018 16 minutes ago, Still Me said: I got a sticky load at work yesterday... .... one of the fuckers who fills our orders at our distributor, literally threw a bottle of acetaminophen/codeine #3 syrup in the tote...when I got it..it was busted open and alllllllll my fuckin schedule drugs were covered in it I laughed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Owl Posted November 30, 2018 Share Posted November 30, 2018 7 hours ago, Mini_Ghost said: now I will forever wonder what the joke was It's a quick shot and a kickstand joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted November 30, 2018 Share Posted November 30, 2018 Get me all excited over nothing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted November 30, 2018 Share Posted November 30, 2018 1 hour ago, Kuroko said: I laughed ‘Twas not funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Owl Posted November 30, 2018 Share Posted November 30, 2018 25 minutes ago, Still Me said: ‘Twas not funny It is because I had worse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted November 30, 2018 Share Posted November 30, 2018 2 hours ago, Kuroko said: It's a quick shot and a kickstand joke I don't know what the fuck that is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Owl Posted November 30, 2018 Share Posted November 30, 2018 Just now, Mini_Ghost said: I don't know what the fuck that is You don't have a dirty mind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted November 30, 2018 Share Posted November 30, 2018 1 minute ago, Kuroko said: You don't have a dirty mind nope. I don't really at all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Owl Posted November 30, 2018 Share Posted November 30, 2018 Just now, Mini_Ghost said: nope. I don't really at all That's why you didn't get the kickstand joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted November 30, 2018 Share Posted November 30, 2018 1 minute ago, Kuroko said: That's why you didn't get the kickstand joke because I don't have a dirty mind I guess the only kickstand I know about is the ones on bikes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Owl Posted November 30, 2018 Share Posted November 30, 2018 Just now, Mini_Ghost said: because I don't have a dirty mind I guess the only kickstand I know about is the ones on bikes Morning wood 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted November 30, 2018 Share Posted November 30, 2018 1 minute ago, Kuroko said: Morning wood Oh okay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Owl Posted November 30, 2018 Share Posted November 30, 2018 Just now, Mini_Ghost said: Oh okay Watch it 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted November 30, 2018 Share Posted November 30, 2018 7 minutes ago, Kuroko said: Watch it you wanna know something funny? I've been married and divorced twice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted November 30, 2018 Share Posted November 30, 2018 23 minutes ago, Mini_Ghost said: you wanna know something funny? I've been married and divorced twice 🤯 Are you forreal? No one wants to even think abt marrying me wtf Im so nice 😈 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted November 30, 2018 Share Posted November 30, 2018 1 minute ago, fuggstop said: 🤯 Are you forreal? No one wants to even think abt marrying me wtf Im so nice 😈 I'm 100% for real. and the first person I married was someone I met on the ASMB. and I just talked to her today after not talking to her for a long time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted November 30, 2018 Share Posted November 30, 2018 3 minutes ago, Mini_Ghost said: I'm 100% for real. and the first person I married was someone I met on the ASMB. and I just talked to her today after not talking to her for a long time I can't fathom getting married When i was little i used to have nightmares about it ..well...when i was 13 I was marrying this dude my family loved and my family are full of the meanest underhanded assholes on earth 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted November 30, 2018 Share Posted November 30, 2018 1 minute ago, fuggstop said: I can't fathom getting married When i was little i used to have nightmares about it ..well...when i was 13 I was marrying this dude my family loved and my family are full of the meanest underhanded assholes on earth from what you have told me about your family if they were for something like that it would be for their own selfish reasons not to make you happy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted November 30, 2018 Share Posted November 30, 2018 34 minutes ago, Mini_Ghost said: from what you have told me about your family if they were for something like that it would be for their own selfish reasons not to make you happy Lol yah that dream was so scary it stuck for over 20 years lolol Because of bipolar i also have issues with irritability and anger. I don't think id make a good partner ya kno? I was gonna have a serious talk abt that with mh "well why would u ruin yer marriage over me? I sure aint gonna marry yo ass" 🤣 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted November 30, 2018 Share Posted November 30, 2018 3 minutes ago, fuggstop said: Lol yah that dream was so scary it stuck for over 20 years lolol Because of bipolar i also have issues with irritability and anger. I don't think id make a good partner ya kno? I was gonna have a serious talk abt that with mh "well why would u ruin yer marriage over me? I sure aint gonna marry yo ass" 🤣 you'd make a good partner to the right person. the right person would be able to handle the Bipolar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted November 30, 2018 Share Posted November 30, 2018 5 minutes ago, Mini_Ghost said: you'd make a good partner to the right person. the right person would be able to handle the Bipolar I dont think i could handle him. Like when i grew up with my brother i used to go off on him abt insignificant shit and hed annoy the hell out of me. And madison is starting to get to me too..shes a noisy breather. I dont say anything or yell at her but it drives me nuts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted November 30, 2018 Share Posted November 30, 2018 2 minutes ago, fuggstop said: I dont think i could handle him. Like when i grew up with my brother i used to go off on him abt insignificant shit and hed annoy the hell out of me. And madison is starting to get to me too..shes a noisy breather. I dont say anything or yell at her but it drives me nuts. I know how you feel my sister's kids annoy me 24/7 but I don't say much about it. I don't wanna hurt their little feelings Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted November 30, 2018 Share Posted November 30, 2018 3 minutes ago, Mini_Ghost said: I know how you feel my sister's kids annoy me 24/7 but I don't say much about it. I don't wanna hurt their little feelings Lol well u can just leave, too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted November 30, 2018 Share Posted November 30, 2018 Just now, fuggstop said: Lol well u can just leave, too I can and do. or I don't leave as in I just stay in the attic in the first place her and her kids all live downstairs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted November 30, 2018 Share Posted November 30, 2018 12 hours ago, Mix said: I had a joke where it wasn't what you thought it was and shame on you for having dirty thoughts, but i'm tired What are these "dirty thoughts" you speak of? Do they involve holding hands with a girl? I'm about to hit puberty so I'm taking all the notes I can 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted November 30, 2018 Author Share Posted November 30, 2018 Yo this thread really took off 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Owl Posted November 30, 2018 Share Posted November 30, 2018 3 hours ago, Mini_Ghost said: I'm 100% for real. and the first person I married was someone I met on the ASMB. and I just talked to her today after not talking to her for a long time That was your first mistake marrying from asmb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Owl Posted November 30, 2018 Share Posted November 30, 2018 1 hour ago, Mix said: Yo this thread really took off Welcome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted November 30, 2018 Share Posted November 30, 2018 3 minutes ago, Kuroko said: That was your first mistake marrying from asmb we would still be married now if I didn't fuck up. it was my fault Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Owl Posted November 30, 2018 Share Posted November 30, 2018 Just now, Mini_Ghost said: we would still be married now if I didn't fuck up. it was my fault You didn't look at another woman did you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted November 30, 2018 Share Posted November 30, 2018 1 minute ago, Kuroko said: You didn't look at another woman did you I did. and I still feel guilty over it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Owl Posted November 30, 2018 Share Posted November 30, 2018 2 hours ago, Mini_Ghost said: I did. and I still feel guilty over it By chance do you get blue balls later that night? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted November 30, 2018 Share Posted November 30, 2018 12 minutes ago, Kuroko said: By chance do you get blue balls later that night? no I don't think so Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Owl Posted December 1, 2018 Share Posted December 1, 2018 27 minutes ago, Mini_Ghost said: no I don't think so Ok then were you still standing or were you in a fetal position Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted December 1, 2018 Share Posted December 1, 2018 Just now, Kuroko said: Ok then were you still standing or were you in a fetal position I ran off and went to another state Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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