Zenigundam Posted November 11, 2018 Share Posted November 11, 2018 I was drinking a smooth combo of malt liquor and whiskey and switching between Toonami, Fortnite, and The Silence of the Lambs, and I had my phone charging and I checked OkCupid and this cute 28 year old who messaged me "Hi!" three months ago and then never replied logged back in for maybe the 4th time in the past 3 months, so I went off because it angered me that she was probably meeting up with a non-Zenigundam during that time frame, so I told her ass off and she logged off and hasn't logged back in or replied. When she sees that message the guilt will be too intense for her to meet up with me. I kinda handled it well though. 🤷♂️💪🐺❤ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted November 11, 2018 Share Posted November 11, 2018 Here you go, zeni - 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted November 11, 2018 Share Posted November 11, 2018 54 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: I was drinking a smooth combo of malt liquor and whiskey and switching between Toonami, Fortnite, and The Silence of the Lambs, and I had my phone charging and I checked OkCupid and this cute 28 year old who messaged me "Hi!" three months ago and then never replied logged back in for maybe the 4th time in the past 3 months, so I went off because it angered me that she was probably meeting up with a non-Zenigundam during that time frame, so I told her ass off and she logged off and hasn't logged back in or replied. When she sees that message the guilt will be too intense for her to meet up with me. I kinda handled it well though. 🤷♂️💪🐺❤ I'm so glad that when I go to Hell, it will be for something more impressive than lying on a message board. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted November 11, 2018 Author Share Posted November 11, 2018 Just now, mthor said: I'm so glad that when I go to Hell, it will be for something more impressive than lying on a message board. Assume everything I wrote in my first post happened (all of that happened). Where do we go from here? What advice would you give us? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted November 11, 2018 Share Posted November 11, 2018 (edited) If I assume, I make an ass out of me - you're already there. Edited November 11, 2018 by mthor Sawdy is mocking the elderly 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted November 11, 2018 Share Posted November 11, 2018 Just now, mthor said: If I assume, I make an assignment out of me - you're already there. Lol 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted November 11, 2018 Share Posted November 11, 2018 2 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: Lol Yeah, yeah, laugh at the old lady with fat fingers who can't control her autocorrect. I can still control my bladder, so I feel like I'm still money ahead. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted November 11, 2018 Share Posted November 11, 2018 1 minute ago, mthor said: Yeah, yeah, laugh at the old lady with fat fingers who can't control her autocorrect. I can still control my bladder, so I feel like I'm still money ahead. I love that we are so close as I don't even need to say anything other than "lol", I mean I don't have that IRL. Love you. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted November 11, 2018 Author Share Posted November 11, 2018 5 hours ago, mthor said: If I assume, I make an ass out of me - you're already there. I want to meet her. I wanna talk about this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted November 12, 2018 Author Share Posted November 12, 2018 I'm still not over her. I know you're supposed to get over your Ex's and move on, but this is a rather bitter pill to swallow. Why did she do this? 🦊 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hornshire Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 There, there. Eventually you'll be secure enough to pretend that your imaginary girlfriend likes you back. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted November 12, 2018 Author Share Posted November 12, 2018 4 minutes ago, Kweerie said: There, there. Eventually you'll be secure enough to pretend that your imaginary girlfriend likes you back. I just cursed her out and blocked her because she logged back in and didn't reply. I said, "Yeah #$%@ you. I think I kinda get who you are." and then I blocked her. This is why I need a legal age teen. She messaged me and then she couldn't keep her legs closed for the next three months. If I'm not the #1 option, I sure as hell ain't a backup option! What a total idiot! 🤦♂️💪🤬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 Here, flip out over something that really happened. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 I have gummy bears, want some gummy bears? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 23 hours ago, tsar4 said: Here you go, zeni - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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