Crap, I flipped out again

[Zenigundam]

I was drinking a smooth combo of malt liquor and whiskey and switching between Toonami, Fortnite, and The Silence of the Lambs, and I had my phone charging and I checked OkCupid and this cute 28 year old who messaged me "Hi!" three months ago and then never replied logged back in for maybe the 4th time in the past 3 months, so I went off because it angered me that she was probably meeting up with a non-Zenigundam during that time frame, so I told her ass off and she logged off and hasn't logged back in or replied. When she sees that message the guilt will be too intense for her to meet up with me. I kinda handled it well though. 🤷‍♂️💪🐺❤

[tsar4]

Here you go, zeni - 

[mthor]

54 minutes ago, Zenigundam said:

I was drinking a smooth combo of malt liquor and whiskey and switching between Toonami, Fortnite, and The Silence of the Lambs, and I had my phone charging and I checked OkCupid and this cute 28 year old who messaged me "Hi!" three months ago and then never replied logged back in for maybe the 4th time in the past 3 months, so I went off because it angered me that she was probably meeting up with a non-Zenigundam during that time frame, so I told her ass off and she logged off and hasn't logged back in or replied. When she sees that message the guilt will be too intense for her to meet up with me. I kinda handled it well though. 🤷‍♂️💪🐺❤

I'm so glad that when I go to Hell, it will be for something more impressive than lying on a message board.

[Zenigundam]

Just now, mthor said:

I'm so glad that when I go to Hell, it will be for something more impressive than lying on a message board.

Assume everything I wrote in my first post happened (all of that happened). Where do we go from here? What advice would you give us?

[mthor]

If I assume, I make an ass out of me - you're already there.

Edited November 11, 2018 by mthor
Sawdy is mocking the elderly

[Sawdamizer]

Just now, mthor said:

If I assume, I make an assignment out of me - you're already there.

Lol

[mthor]

2 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said:

Lol

Yeah, yeah, laugh at the old lady with fat fingers who can't control her autocorrect.  I can still control my bladder, so I feel like I'm still money ahead.

[Sawdamizer]

1 minute ago, mthor said:

Yeah, yeah, laugh at the old lady with fat fingers who can't control her autocorrect.  I can still control my bladder, so I feel like I'm still money ahead.

I love that we are so close as I don't even need to say anything other than "lol", I mean I don't have that IRL.

Love you.

[Zenigundam]

5 hours ago, mthor said:

If I assume, I make an ass out of me - you're already there.

I want to meet her. I wanna talk about this.

[Zenigundam]

I'm still not over her. I know you're supposed to get over your Ex's and move on, but this is a rather bitter pill to swallow. Why did she do this? 🦊

[Hornshire]

There, there. Eventually you'll be secure enough to pretend that your imaginary girlfriend likes you back.

[Zenigundam]

4 minutes ago, Kweerie said:

There, there. Eventually you'll be secure enough to pretend that your imaginary girlfriend likes you back.

I just cursed her out and blocked her because she logged back in and didn't reply. I said, "Yeah #$%@ you. I think I kinda get who you are." and then I blocked her. 

This is why I need a legal age teen. She messaged me and then she couldn't keep her legs closed for the next three months. If I'm not the #1 option, I sure as hell ain't a backup option! What a total idiot! 🤦‍♂️💪🤬

[1pooh4u]

Here, flip out over something that really happened. 

 

[Ric]

I have gummy bears, want some gummy bears?

[Phillies]

23 hours ago, tsar4 said:

Here you go, zeni -