Mini_ghost420 Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 Oooooooooooo!! you can make miniature meatless hamburgers with Ritz crackers cheese and pickles! close your eyes when you take a bite and you will think it's a real hamburger! replace all the hamburgers in your diet with miniature meatless hamburgers to save the earth and become best friends with a Nabloomin' Flower OOHHHHHHHHHHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mini_ghost420 Posted November 2, 2018 Author Share Posted November 2, 2018 Come on! you'll save the world! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 In all seriousness, crackers + cheese + pickles + sriracha is a pretty good combo actually. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted November 2, 2018 Author Share Posted November 2, 2018 3 minutes ago, TrigunBebop said: In all seriousness, crackers + cheese + pickles + sriracha is a pretty good combo actually. you can put whatever sauce you want on your miniature meatless hamburgers just don't fap over them. human love juice has proteins that count as meat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 1 hour ago, Mini_Ghost said: Oooooooooooo!! you can make miniature meatless hamburgers with Ritz crackers cheese and pickles! close your eyes when you take a bite and you will think it's a real hamburger! replace all the hamburgers in your diet with miniature meatless hamburgers to save the earth and become best friends with a Nabloomin' Flower OOHHHHHHHHHHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH All I get when I close my eyes is the thought that you've lost your mind. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 1 minute ago, Mini_Ghost said: you can put whatever sauce you want on your miniature meatless hamburgers just don't fap over them. human love juice has proteins that count as meat! But cheese already counts as an animal product. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted November 2, 2018 Author Share Posted November 2, 2018 1 minute ago, tsar4 said: All I get when I close my eyes is the thought that you've lost your mind. that has been lost long ago I'm afraid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted November 2, 2018 Author Share Posted November 2, 2018 1 minute ago, TrigunBebop said: But cheese already counts as an animal product. it's not about being vegan. if the cows only make cheese and not get killed they will be less nervous about going into the "red barn" and fart less and cause less greenhouse gasses. and you'll get to be best friends with Nabloom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 3 minutes ago, TrigunBebop said: But cheese already counts as an animal product. No, there's an abomination called "Non-Dairy Cheese". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted November 2, 2018 Author Share Posted November 2, 2018 1 minute ago, tsar4 said: No, there's an abomination called "Non-Dairy Cheese". umm we don't talk about that. never talk about that again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 Just now, Mini_Ghost said: umm we don't talk about that. never talk about that again It's a cousin to "Non-Dairy Eggnog". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted November 2, 2018 Author Share Posted November 2, 2018 Just now, tsar4 said: It's a cousin to "Non-Dairy Eggnog". okay now you've done it ~gets up and leaves~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 5 minutes ago, Mini_Ghost said: it's not about being vegan. if the cows only make cheese and not get killed they will be less nervous about going into the "red barn" and fart less and cause less greenhouse gasses. and you'll get to be best friends with Nabloom. But increased cheese production requires more cows, which results in more cow farts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 6 minutes ago, tsar4 said: No, there's an abomination called "Non-Dairy Cheese". We don't talk about that here. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 2 minutes ago, Mini_Ghost said: okay now you've done it ~gets up and leaves~ Damn stuff wouldn't mix with booze. The booze kept floating to the top...which in a way was good, because it meant whatever the crap was became almost tolerable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 1 minute ago, TrigunBebop said: But increased cheese production requires more cows, which results in more cow farts. And tilling fields for crops releases TONS of CO2 into the atmosphere. Deal with it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted November 2, 2018 Author Share Posted November 2, 2018 1 minute ago, TrigunBebop said: But increased cheese production requires more cows, which results in more cow farts. cows that aren't nervous about getting their heads chopped off fart a lot less Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted November 2, 2018 Author Share Posted November 2, 2018 1 minute ago, tsar4 said: Damn stuff wouldn't mix with booze. The booze kept floating to the top...which in a way was good, because it meant whatever the crap was became almost tolerable. I already told you artificial molecules act weird. what do you expect? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 2 minutes ago, tsar4 said: And tilling fields for crops releases TONS of CO2 into the atmosphere. Deal with it. But.... THE COW FARTS, MAN! THE COW FARTS! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 1 minute ago, Mini_Ghost said: cows that aren't nervous about getting their heads chopped off fart a lot less But they still do fart. In order to save the world, we must eliminate cow farts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted November 2, 2018 Author Share Posted November 2, 2018 1 minute ago, TrigunBebop said: But they still do fart. In order to save the world, we must eliminate cow farts. tell the farmers to put Gas-X in the cow feed 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 1 minute ago, Mini_Ghost said: tell the farmers to put Gas-X in the cow feed But if the cows don't fart they'll spontaneously combust. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted November 2, 2018 Author Share Posted November 2, 2018 Just now, TrigunBebop said: But if the cows don't fart they'll spontaneously combust. lets feed them medical marijuanas instead of cattle feed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 I'm gonna go ahead and tell you without reading the rest of this thread....Y'all don't give Nab the respect he deserves....He's "most likely" noy going to respond to this, but instead find a counter troll for you......He's an easy target for y'all, but he's not retarded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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