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Posted
40 minutes ago, 1938 Packard said:

Cranberry Snortcock

Got the name, it's the profile...

Gawd, where do I start?

I gave her a better name. It more accurately reflects your personality.

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Posted
59 minutes ago, bnmjy said:

Underage and into rapidly approaching elderly age janitors, for a start.

Living in a post apocalyptic dystopia with a taste for cigars and a knack with all things electromechanical.  Shrewd at bartering, but a pathetic gambler.

 

Posted
41 minutes ago, 1938 Packard said:

Living in a post apocalyptic dystopia with a taste for cigars and a knack with all things electromechanical.  Shrewd at bartering, but a pathetic gambler.

 

cigars = cocks

all things elctromechanical = electric sex toys

bartering = prostitution

pathetic gambler = trashy clientele often don't pay up

senpai = Packard

There you go.

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Posted
1 hour ago, 1938 Packard said:

Living in a post apocalyptic dystopia with a taste for cigars and a knack with all things electromechanical.  Shrewd at bartering, but a pathetic gambler.

 

How the fuck you going to write about "shrewdness" when everyone in your family has a broken chromosome?

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Just now, scoobdog said:

How the fuck you going to write about "shrewdness" when everyone in your family has a broken chromosome?

When trade something that seems worthless for something that's in high demand, that's what shrewd is.  That's all you need to know.

Posted
4 minutes ago, 1938 Packard said:

When trade something that seems worthless for something that's in high demand, that's what shrewd is.  That's all you need to know.

And your brother traded in a promising career teaching at a third rate trade school to be a secretary at a construction company.

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Shrewd.

Posted
1 minute ago, scoobdog said:

And your brother traded in a promising career teaching at a third rate trade school to be a secretary at a construction company.

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Shrewd.

He's not a secretary.  He's supervising and managing the construction, including the contracts.

Posted
34 minutes ago, 1938 Packard said:

I told you before, he's a construction coordinator.  Look it up.  He's not a secretary.

For all we care your brother could be giving out hand jobs at truck stops. 

 

And probably is.

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