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1938 Packard

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41 minutes ago, 1938 Packard said:

Living in a post apocalyptic dystopia with a taste for cigars and a knack with all things electromechanical.  Shrewd at bartering, but a pathetic gambler.

 

cigars = cocks

all things elctromechanical = electric sex toys

bartering = prostitution

pathetic gambler = trashy clientele often don't pay up

senpai = Packard

There you go.

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1 hour ago, 1938 Packard said:

Living in a post apocalyptic dystopia with a taste for cigars and a knack with all things electromechanical.  Shrewd at bartering, but a pathetic gambler.

 

How the fuck you going to write about "shrewdness" when everyone in your family has a broken chromosome?

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4 minutes ago, 1938 Packard said:

When trade something that seems worthless for something that's in high demand, that's what shrewd is.  That's all you need to know.

And your brother traded in a promising career teaching at a third rate trade school to be a secretary at a construction company.

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Shrewd.

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