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If a horror movie isn't at least rated R, we all know it sucks.


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That being said, I'm planning to take a legal age OkCupid hot sexy teenage woman to see Halloween. We'll be riding in UberX, as if we're in our own private limo with a rolled out red carpet awaiting us  upon our arrival. 🐺💪👫👨‍💻👨‍💼

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We'll sit in the premium seats in the middle of the theater, unless she wants to sit in the back and make out with the death scenes as the backdrop. *giggle chills* 👨‍🚀

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38 minutes ago, Rogue߷Alphonse said:

I AM NOT A BITCH

Note: Anytime I end a post with calling someone a bitch, 99.9% of the time it's directed at Zeni.

Now of you wanna talk horror post-Carpenter Years of Yore, watch The Witch or Hereditary.

Bitch

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5 hours ago, Rogue߷Alphonse said:

All horror movies after like 1990 suck

Insidious scared the bejesus out of me. It didn't help that my living room light cut itself off while i was watching it. Had to PULL THE STRING to cut it back on!

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5 hours ago, Zenigundam said:

That being said, I'm planning to take a legal age OkCupid hot sexy teenage woman to see Halloween. We'll be riding in UberX, as if we're in our own private limo with a rolled out red carpet awaiting us  upon our arrival. 🐺💪👫👨‍💻👨‍💼

 

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6 hours ago, Zenigundam said:

That being said, I'm planning to take a legal age OkCupid hot sexy teenage woman to see Halloween

Do you realize how often you way the word age

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