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The last time I was here, I kissed her on the lips.


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So soft. So tender. So... legal. 🐰

Down to 3/4 of a beer, can't crack open another because I didn't plan this right and will only have 4 left for tomorrow. đŸ¤Ļ‍♂ī¸

Posted
4 hours ago, Vin_Tybul said:

You kissed your mommy. Got it.

You're so in denial. 😌

She was an 18 year old legal age player. Went to her volleyball game and couldn't keep my eyes off of those hips. đŸĻ’

When's prom?

Posted
1 hour ago, Zenigundam said:

You're so in denial. 😌

She was an 18 year old legal age player. Went to her volleyball game and couldn't keep my eyes off of those hips. đŸĻ’

When's prom?

Prison prom is once every quarter. Check the calendar in the mess hall.

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Posted (edited)
6 hours ago, Zenigundam said:

You're so in denial. 😌

She was an 18 year old legal age player. Went to her volleyball game and couldn't keep my eyes off of those hips. đŸĻ’

When's prom?

No, not at all.

I know your mom is the only woman you've kissed, who didn't immediately projectile vomit. She would at least wait until you left the room.

Leave the teenagers alone, legal or otherwise. You're almost 30. Creeper.

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Posted (edited)
1 hour ago, Vin_Tybul said:

No, not at all.

I know your mom is the only woman you've kissed, who didn't immediately projectile vomit. She would at least wait until you left the room.

Leave the teenagers alone, legal or otherwise. You're almost 30. Creeper.

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I'm planning on going to prom this year with a legal age babe. Why don't you just let me live out my dream? I was a teenager just yesterday, I understand these legal age hotties. đŸ˜ĒđŸ”ĨđŸ‘Ģ🎅💖🙋‍♂ī¸đŸ¤¨đŸē

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Posted
2 minutes ago, Zenigundam said:

I'm planning on going to prom this year with a legal age babe. Why don't you just let me live out my dream? I was a teenager just yesterday, I understand these legal age hotties. đŸ˜ĒđŸ”ĨđŸ‘Ģ🎅💖🙋‍♂ī¸đŸ¤¨đŸē

Yesterday plus 10 years.

Just remember, no play for Mr. Grey.

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Posted
56 minutes ago, Tengu said:

Who the fuck are you kidding? You’re closer to 30 and that’s what makes you creepier. 

My alpha levels too strong for you to handle? đŸē

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8 minutes ago, Tengu said:

Alpha level?

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Whatever you say, pussy boy.

Leave us young love birds alone. This is getting laughably creepy! 😸

And yes I'll be going to senior prom! 2019 prom is đŸ”ĨđŸēđŸ‘Ģ💖👨‍đŸ’ģđŸĻ’.

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I don't have to listen to this nonsense...

*leaves while shoulder checking everybody who doubted me in this thread; the few sexy, legal, teenage female blondes who witness this badassery are shocked but aroused by the explicit display of alpha male assertion* đŸēđŸ”ĨđŸ’Ē

Posted
19 hours ago, Zenigundam said:

So soft. So tender. So... legal. 🐰

Down to 3/4 of a beer, can't crack open another because I didn't plan this right and will only have 4 left for tomorrow. đŸ¤Ļ‍♂ī¸

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Posted
13 hours ago, midnight said:

Prison prom is once every quarter. Check the calendar in the mess hall.

Haha you're so mad because I have a prom date and you don't!! 🤴

Posted
6 minutes ago, Zenigundam said:

Haha you're so mad because I have a prom date and you don't!! 🤴

If I was at prom at my age, it would be as a chaperone, you kid diddling idiot.

*Fast approaches and hits you with a Switch*

Not the kind of Switch you play either.

Posted
5 minutes ago, Zenigundam said:

Not enough game I see đŸē

I'm home every night, playing around online, because I am married with kids.

What is your excuse for being home every night, holding down the internet??

Posted
6 hours ago, Ric said:

All of the jealousy over Zeni's alpha game is getting pretty sad.

 

Haha true. They can't land the sexy legal age 18 year volleyball women because they're way too old. 😌

Posted
9 hours ago, Zenigundam said:

*grabs the microphone- soft, romantic voice* Those hips... those tender lips...

đŸ˜Ē

Senior prom 2019!!! Weehah!!!! đŸ’ĒđŸē⛹ī¸â€â™‚ī¸

With the Lunch Lady no doubt.

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