Zenigundam Posted October 11, 2018 Posted October 11, 2018 So soft. So tender. So... legal. 🐰 Down to 3/4 of a beer, can't crack open another because I didn't plan this right and will only have 4 left for tomorrow. 🤦♂️
Zenigundam Posted October 11, 2018 Author Posted October 11, 2018 4 hours ago, Vin_Tybul said: You kissed your mommy. Got it. You're so in denial. 😌 She was an 18 year old legal age player. Went to her volleyball game and couldn't keep my eyes off of those hips. 🦒 When's prom?
midnight Posted October 11, 2018 Posted October 11, 2018 1 hour ago, Zenigundam said: You're so in denial. 😌 She was an 18 year old legal age player. Went to her volleyball game and couldn't keep my eyes off of those hips. 🦒 When's prom? Prison prom is once every quarter. Check the calendar in the mess hall. 1 4
Houdini Splicer Posted October 11, 2018 Posted October 11, 2018 (edited) 6 hours ago, Zenigundam said: You're so in denial. 😌 She was an 18 year old legal age player. Went to her volleyball game and couldn't keep my eyes off of those hips. 🦒 When's prom? No, not at all. I know your mom is the only woman you've kissed, who didn't immediately projectile vomit. She would at least wait until you left the room. Leave the teenagers alone, legal or otherwise. You're almost 30. Creeper. Edited October 11, 2018 by Vin_Tybul 5
Zenigundam Posted October 11, 2018 Author Posted October 11, 2018 (edited) 1 hour ago, Vin_Tybul said: No, not at all. I know your mom is the only woman you've kissed, who didn't immediately projectile vomit. She would at least wait until you left the room. Leave the teenagers alone, legal or otherwise. You're almost 30. Creeper. I'm planning on going to prom this year with a legal age babe. Why don't you just let me live out my dream? I was a teenager just yesterday, I understand these legal age hotties. 😪🔥👫🎅💖🙋♂️🤨🐺 Edited October 11, 2018 by Zenigundam
Houdini Splicer Posted October 11, 2018 Posted October 11, 2018 2 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: I'm planning on going to prom this year with a legal age babe. Why don't you just let me live out my dream? I was a teenager just yesterday, I understand these legal age hotties. 😪🔥👫🎅💖🙋♂️🤨🐺 Yesterday plus 10 years. Just remember, no play for Mr. Grey. 3
Tengu Posted October 11, 2018 Posted October 11, 2018 Who the fuck are you kidding? You’re closer to 30 and that’s what makes you creepier.
Zenigundam Posted October 11, 2018 Author Posted October 11, 2018 56 minutes ago, Tengu said: Who the fuck are you kidding? You’re closer to 30 and that’s what makes you creepier. My alpha levels too strong for you to handle? 🐺
Tengu Posted October 11, 2018 Posted October 11, 2018 Alpha level? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Whatever you say, pussy boy.
naraku360 Posted October 11, 2018 Posted October 11, 2018 All these haters are just jealous of Zeni's relationship status. 7
Zenigundam Posted October 11, 2018 Author Posted October 11, 2018 8 minutes ago, Tengu said: Alpha level? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Whatever you say, pussy boy. Leave us young love birds alone. This is getting laughably creepy! 😸 And yes I'll be going to senior prom! 2019 prom is 🔥🐺👫💖👨💻🦒.
Tengu Posted October 11, 2018 Posted October 11, 2018 7 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: This is getting laughably creepy! Yeah, it is. 😒
Zenigundam Posted October 11, 2018 Author Posted October 11, 2018 I don't have to listen to this nonsense... *leaves while shoulder checking everybody who doubted me in this thread; the few sexy, legal, teenage female blondes who witness this badassery are shocked but aroused by the explicit display of alpha male assertion* 🐺🔥💪
Ric Posted October 11, 2018 Posted October 11, 2018 All of the jealousy over Zeni's alpha game is getting pretty sad.
Houdini Splicer Posted October 11, 2018 Posted October 11, 2018 17 minutes ago, Ric said: All of the jealousy over Zeni's alpha game is getting pretty sad. But he has no game...
Houdini Splicer Posted October 12, 2018 Posted October 12, 2018 4 hours ago, Zenigundam said: Jelly jelly jelly Your belly belly belly
tsar4 Posted October 12, 2018 Posted October 12, 2018 19 hours ago, Zenigundam said: So soft. So tender. So... legal. 🐰 Down to 3/4 of a beer, can't crack open another because I didn't plan this right and will only have 4 left for tomorrow. 🤦♂️ 4
Mr Owl Posted October 12, 2018 Posted October 12, 2018 Careful zeni you're treding deep waters http://content.time.com/time/nation/article/0,8599,1616890,00.html
Ginguy Posted October 12, 2018 Posted October 12, 2018 What is it, two or three days time out for telling someone to chug draino?
Zenigundam Posted October 12, 2018 Author Posted October 12, 2018 13 hours ago, midnight said: Prison prom is once every quarter. Check the calendar in the mess hall. Haha you're so mad because I have a prom date and you don't!! 🤴
midnight Posted October 12, 2018 Posted October 12, 2018 6 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: Haha you're so mad because I have a prom date and you don't!! 🤴 If I was at prom at my age, it would be as a chaperone, you kid diddling idiot. *Fast approaches and hits you with a Switch* Not the kind of Switch you play either.
Zenigundam Posted October 12, 2018 Author Posted October 12, 2018 16 minutes ago, midnight said: If I was at prom at my age, it would be as a chaperone Not enough game I see 🐺
midnight Posted October 12, 2018 Posted October 12, 2018 5 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: Not enough game I see 🐺 I'm home every night, playing around online, because I am married with kids. What is your excuse for being home every night, holding down the internet??
Zenigundam Posted October 12, 2018 Author Posted October 12, 2018 *grabs the microphone- soft, romantic voice* Those hips... those tender lips... 😪 Senior prom 2019!!! Weehah!!!! 💪🐺⛹️♂️
Zenigundam Posted October 12, 2018 Author Posted October 12, 2018 6 hours ago, Ric said: All of the jealousy over Zeni's alpha game is getting pretty sad. Haha true. They can't land the sexy legal age 18 year volleyball women because they're way too old. 😌
tsar4 Posted October 12, 2018 Posted October 12, 2018 9 hours ago, Zenigundam said: *grabs the microphone- soft, romantic voice* Those hips... those tender lips... 😪 Senior prom 2019!!! Weehah!!!! 💪🐺⛹️♂️ With the Lunch Lady no doubt. 1
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