Zenigundam Posted October 11, 2018 Share Posted October 11, 2018 So soft. So tender. So... legal. đ° Down to 3/4 of a beer, can't crack open another because I didn't plan this right and will only have 4 left for tomorrow. đ¤Ļââī¸ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houdini Splicer Posted October 11, 2018 Share Posted October 11, 2018 You kissed your mommy. Got it. 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted October 11, 2018 Author Share Posted October 11, 2018 4 hours ago, Vin_Tybul said: You kissed your mommy. Got it. You're so in denial. đ She was an 18 year old legal age player. Went to her volleyball game and couldn't keep my eyes off of those hips. đĻ When's prom? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted October 11, 2018 Share Posted October 11, 2018 1 hour ago, Zenigundam said: You're so in denial. đ She was an 18 year old legal age player. Went to her volleyball game and couldn't keep my eyes off of those hips. đĻ When's prom? Prison prom is once every quarter. Check the calendar in the mess hall. 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houdini Splicer Posted October 11, 2018 Share Posted October 11, 2018 (edited) 6 hours ago, Zenigundam said: You're so in denial. đ She was an 18 year old legal age player. Went to her volleyball game and couldn't keep my eyes off of those hips. đĻ When's prom? No, not at all. I know your mom is the only woman you've kissed, who didn't immediately projectile vomit. She would at least wait until you left the room. Leave the teenagers alone, legal or otherwise. You're almost 30. Creeper. Edited October 11, 2018 by Vin_Tybul 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted October 11, 2018 Author Share Posted October 11, 2018 (edited) 1 hour ago, Vin_Tybul said: No, not at all. I know your mom is the only woman you've kissed, who didn't immediately projectile vomit. She would at least wait until you left the room. Leave the teenagers alone, legal or otherwise. You're almost 30. Creeper. I'm planning on going to prom this year with a legal age babe. Why don't you just let me live out my dream? I was a teenager just yesterday, I understand these legal age hotties. đĒđĨđĢđ đđââī¸đ¤¨đē Edited October 11, 2018 by Zenigundam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houdini Splicer Posted October 11, 2018 Share Posted October 11, 2018 2 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: I'm planning on going to prom this year with a legal age babe. Why don't you just let me live out my dream? I was a teenager just yesterday, I understand these legal age hotties. đĒđĨđĢđ đđââī¸đ¤¨đē Yesterday plus 10 years. Just remember, no play for Mr. Grey. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tengu Posted October 11, 2018 Share Posted October 11, 2018 Who the fuck are you kidding? Youâre closer to 30 and thatâs what makes you creepier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted October 11, 2018 Author Share Posted October 11, 2018 Jelly jelly jelly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted October 11, 2018 Author Share Posted October 11, 2018 56 minutes ago, Tengu said: Who the fuck are you kidding? Youâre closer to 30 and thatâs what makes you creepier. My alpha levels too strong for you to handle? đē Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tengu Posted October 11, 2018 Share Posted October 11, 2018 Alpha level? đđđđđđđđ Whatever you say, pussy boy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted October 11, 2018 Share Posted October 11, 2018 All these haters are just jealous of Zeni's relationship status. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted October 11, 2018 Author Share Posted October 11, 2018  8 minutes ago, Tengu said: Alpha level? đđđđđđđđ Whatever you say, pussy boy. Leave us young love birds alone. This is getting laughably creepy! đ¸ And yes I'll be going to senior prom! 2019 prom is đĨđēđĢđđ¨âđģđĻ. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tengu Posted October 11, 2018 Share Posted October 11, 2018 7 minutes ago, Zenigundam said:  This is getting laughably creepy! Yeah, it is. đ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted October 11, 2018 Author Share Posted October 11, 2018 I don't have to listen to this nonsense... *leaves while shoulder checking everybody who doubted me in this thread; the few sexy, legal, teenage female blondes who witness this badassery are shocked but aroused by the explicit display of alpha male assertion* đēđĨđĒ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Posted October 11, 2018 Share Posted October 11, 2018 All of the jealousy over Zeni's alpha game is getting pretty sad. Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houdini Splicer Posted October 11, 2018 Share Posted October 11, 2018 17 minutes ago, Ric said: All of the jealousy over Zeni's alpha game is getting pretty sad. Â But he has no game... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houdini Splicer Posted October 12, 2018 Share Posted October 12, 2018 4 hours ago, Zenigundam said: Jelly jelly jelly Your belly belly belly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted October 12, 2018 Share Posted October 12, 2018 19 hours ago, Zenigundam said: So soft. So tender. So... legal. đ° Down to 3/4 of a beer, can't crack open another because I didn't plan this right and will only have 4 left for tomorrow. đ¤Ļââī¸ 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Owl Posted October 12, 2018 Share Posted October 12, 2018 Careful zeni you're treding deep waters http://content.time.com/time/nation/article/0,8599,1616890,00.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginguy Posted October 12, 2018 Share Posted October 12, 2018 What is it, two or three days time out for telling someone to chug draino? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted October 12, 2018 Author Share Posted October 12, 2018 13 hours ago, midnight said: Prison prom is once every quarter. Check the calendar in the mess hall. Haha you're so mad because I have a prom date and you don't!! 𤴠Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted October 12, 2018 Share Posted October 12, 2018 6 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: Haha you're so mad because I have a prom date and you don't!! 𤴠If I was at prom at my age, it would be as a chaperone, you kid diddling idiot. *Fast approaches and hits you with a Switch* Not the kind of Switch you play either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted October 12, 2018 Author Share Posted October 12, 2018 16 minutes ago, midnight said: If I was at prom at my age, it would be as a chaperone Not enough game I see đē Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted October 12, 2018 Author Share Posted October 12, 2018 Not nearly enough... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted October 12, 2018 Share Posted October 12, 2018 5 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: Not enough game I see đē I'm home every night, playing around online, because I am married with kids. What is your excuse for being home every night, holding down the internet?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted October 12, 2018 Author Share Posted October 12, 2018 *grabs the microphone- soft, romantic voice* Those hips... those tender lips... đĒ Senior prom 2019!!! Weehah!!!! đĒđēâšī¸ââī¸ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted October 12, 2018 Author Share Posted October 12, 2018 6 hours ago, Ric said: All of the jealousy over Zeni's alpha game is getting pretty sad. Â Haha true. They can't land the sexy legal age 18 year volleyball women because they're way too old. đ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted October 12, 2018 Share Posted October 12, 2018 9 hours ago, Zenigundam said: *grabs the microphone- soft, romantic voice* Those hips... those tender lips... đĒ Senior prom 2019!!! Weehah!!!! đĒđēâšī¸ââī¸ With the Lunch Lady no doubt. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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