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If Facebook really cared, they would have allowed me to change my relationship status to "in a relationship with" all of those girls who I loved so dearly, but are now undateable Cougars. 😪

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8 minutes ago, Zenigundam said:

If Facebook really cared, they would have allowed me to change my relationship status to "in a relationship with" all of those girls who I loved so dearly, but are now undateable Cougars. 😪

*Slaps you right on the head of your dick.

Shut your ass, and go eat some shitty dominos pizza.

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41 minutes ago, midnight said:

*Slaps you right on the head of your dick.

Shut your ass, and go eat some shitty dominos pizza.

Why would you touch that!?!?

That's what he wants

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1 minute ago, Kuroko said:

Why would you touch that!?!?

That's what he wants

I failed to mention that I’d be doing the slapping with a barbed wire wrapped 2X4.

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4 minutes ago, midnight said:

I failed to mention that I’d be doing the slapping with a barbed wire wrapped 2X4.

Well you mentioning it without the bat makes me wonder how @discolemonadefeels about this

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