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1 minute ago, Zenigundam said:

She's more than just a name. She's a hot, legal age teen with a body. 😥

With a body, you say?

That's quite different from your normal "girlfriends" who don't have bodies. This is out of your league.

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Because I practically majored in sexy legal age teenage women in college with a minor in making out, high school yes too but back then it was extremely overrated because they were everywhere. Legal age teens don't exist in bunches like they used to.

Posted
Just now, Zenigundam said:

Because I practically majored in sexy legal age teenage women in college with a minor in making out, high school yes too but back then it was extremely overrated because they were everywhere. Legal age teens don't exist in bunches like they used to.

I read your dumbass comments in the youtube. you don't even know who the fuck she is "trying to find her on facebook"

Posted
Just now, Mini_Ghost said:

I read your dumbass comments in the youtube. you don't even know who the fuck she is "trying to find her on facebook"

I do know who she is. She's Julia, like the girl from Cowboy Bebop. But yeah so you go to Facebook (I use a dummy account bc I deactivated my main nearly 3 years ago), and you just type in her name and look for a pic that matches up. There's just way too many, was hoping she'd be the one and only and that her relationship status was public just in case I don't get anything in my YouTube inbox. 👨‍💻👩‍💻💓

Posted
1 minute ago, Zenigundam said:

I do know who she is. She's Julia, like the girl from Cowboy Bebop. But yeah so you go to Facebook (I use a dummy account bc I deactivated my main nearly 3 years ago), and you just type in her name and look for a pic that matches up. There's just way too many, was hoping she'd be the one and only and that her relationship status was public just in case I don't get anything in my YouTube inbox. 👨‍💻👩‍💻💓

Oh my fuckin' god..............

Posted
1 minute ago, Zenigundam said:

Yeah watch this work out. This thread deserves to be pinned if we end up becoming an item.

alright if that happens I will use my powers to make sure not only this thread gets pinned but you get made a mod on unevenedge

Posted
Just now, Mini_Ghost said:

alright if that happens I will use my powers to make sure not only this thread gets pinned but you get made a mod on unevenedge

That'd be cool I guess. I just hope she doesn't give into the YouTube peer pressure from that one dumb comment about being a creep or whatever. I know she likes me, just need her to resist the peer pressure 🧔

Posted
1 minute ago, Zenigundam said:

That'd be cool I guess. I just hope she doesn't give into the YouTube peer pressure from that one dumb comment about being a creep or whatever. I know she likes me, just need her to resist the peer pressure 🧔

oh yeah that one comment calling you a creep is whats gonna sway her

Posted
1 minute ago, Mini_Ghost said:

oh yeah that one comment calling you a creep is whats gonna sway her

Yeah you're probably right. Seems you have some budding confidence in my potential with her the way I see it love usually wins out not even a mall security guard or a jealous friend who tries to get her away from the convo we're having on a bar balcony can stop the power... of the heart... 💓

Posted
1 minute ago, Zenigundam said:

Yeah you're probably right. Seems you have some budding confidence in my potential with her the way I see it love usually wins out not even a mall security guard or a jealous friend who tries to get her away from the convo we're having on a bar balcony can stop the power... of the heart... 💓

just get her and come here and prove it to me and you will become a mod on this site.

Posted
1 minute ago, Mini_Ghost said:

just get her and come here and prove it to me and you will become a mod on this site.

Julia... Ohhhhhhh babyyy...  *giggle chills*

This is gonna be so cool. She'll end up becoming a full fledged UEMBer just like Disco's husband. 🤴👸💪🏍😇

Posted
1 minute ago, Zenigundam said:

Julia... Ohhhhhhh babyyy...  *giggle chills*

This is gonna be so cool. She'll end up becoming a full fledged UEMBer just like Disco's husband. 🤴👸💪🏍😇

and remember you must use no kind of trickery. I will see through it

Posted
1 minute ago, Mini_Ghost said:

and remember you must use no kind of trickery. I will see through it

Love happens in a flash sometimes. This is just nuts, my heart is thumping so quickly, I can't fail, I have to do this for her, this is our destiny 👨‍🚀

Posted
Just now, Zenigundam said:

Love happens in a flash sometimes. This is just nuts, my heart is thumping so quickly, I can't fail, I have to do this for her, this is our destiny 👨‍🚀

go out and do your work!

Posted
Just now, Mini_Ghost said:

go out and do your work!

I'm already on it. Posted another comment, now just gotta play the waiting game, hopefully she's not a hardcore Christian or anything because they tend to take issue with my lifestyle.

Posted
2 minutes ago, Zenigundam said:

I'm already on it. Posted another comment, now just gotta play the waiting game, hopefully she's not a hardcore Christian or anything because they tend to take issue with my lifestyle.

Also didn't your last christian get plowed by @That_One_Guy or was that just a joke?

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2 minutes ago, Zenigundam said:

I'm already on it. Posted another comment, now just gotta play the waiting game, hopefully she's not a hardcore Christian or anything because they tend to take issue with my lifestyle.

hardcore Christians tend to have the most Sexual repression

Posted
22 hours ago, Zenigundam said:

I live in the future, dude. Julia is the future and probable mother of Johnnygundam. 🤨

Lol I bookmarked this thread yesterday after reading that post saying "f off". Didn't even know this forum existed. This is pretty entertaining, but it seems to have stopped. I made an account just to ask you:

did it work? 

Posted
1 hour ago, constablepcofficer said:

Lol I bookmarked this thread yesterday after reading that post saying "f off". Didn't even know this forum existed. This is pretty entertaining, but it seems to have stopped. I made an account just to ask you:

did it work? 

I was the one that went and told Zeni to fuck off on YouTube

Posted
1 minute ago, constablepcofficer said:

Yeah, ik, I was just asking if she actually responded to him

If you must know... she did.

We're meeting up tomorrow. I'm picking her up in an Uber limo when her parents aren't home and I'm going to treat her sexy, legal, 17 year old self to the time of her life. And why would I do this you wonder? Because Julia and I are madly in love. 👨‍💼

Posted
Just now, Zenigundam said:

If you must know... she did.

We're meeting up tomorrow. I'm picking her up in an Uber limo when her parents aren't home and I'm going to treat her sexy, legal, 17 year old self to the time of her life. And why would I do this you wonder? Because Julia and I are madly in love. 👨‍💼

so are you a running joke on this forum?

Posted (edited)
1 minute ago, constablepcofficer said:

so are you a running joke on this forum?

I'm the long time but young and charming resident lone wolf alpha male warrior.

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Posted
2 minutes ago, constablepcofficer said:

so how many times has zeni tried and failed? 

does he move on after a while if the girl doesn't respond or does he stick with her until she does? 

I don't know if this is for real or some running gag he does

Posted
5 minutes ago, Zenigundam said:

I'm the long time but young and charming resident lone wolf alpha male warrior.

Who the fuck are you kidding? 😂😂😂😂

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Posted
Just now, constablepcofficer said:

so were you serious about Julia. do you actually want to talk to her?

Meh, she was just a name he picked at random. 

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Posted (edited)
3 minutes ago, constablepcofficer said:

so were you serious about Julia. do you actually want to talk to her?

Yeah, I did bro, and if you're a cop we can put up the dukes, and if you know her outside of YouTube well I don't need a wingman!!! *shoves* 🐺

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Posted
1 minute ago, Tengu said:

Meh, she was just a name he picked at random. 

no dude, you were too late. The YouTube comments automatically cycle themselves so that the newer comments have a chance to be read. there actually was somebody called julia who left a comment that had like 1.5k likes he tried to pick up.

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Posted
1 minute ago, Zenigundam said:

Yeah, I did bro, and if you're a cop we can put up the dukes, and if you know her outside of YouTube well I don't need a wingman!!! *shoves* 🐺

no but seriously dude, I feel sorry for you. if you actually want to talk to her, invite her to a "YouTube chat." do you know what that is?

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