That_One_Guy Posted September 19, 2018 Share Posted September 19, 2018 I book this comedy show every month, and the dude I booked who was supposed to bring people had a friend break his wrist in a skateboarding accident so he had to drop out. Apparently it was a bad break too. Like there was blood and shit. Lol almost tanked the whole show Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted September 19, 2018 Share Posted September 19, 2018 "Why did you delete your profile for nine months?! Where were you that whole time? Who were you with? Who were you WITH?!?! 😧" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted September 19, 2018 Author Share Posted September 19, 2018 4 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: "Why did you delete your profile for nine months?! Where were you that whole time? Who were you with? Who were you WITH?!?! 😧" I managed to get a pic of Marie last night...  Please don't hurt me bro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted September 19, 2018 Share Posted September 19, 2018 (edited) I didn't know you and zeni we're buds guy.. Or did you hook up with one of his love interests, and snap a post sex pic? What the hell is going on in this thread?  Edited September 19, 2018 by PhilosipherStoned Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted September 19, 2018 Share Posted September 19, 2018 7 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: I managed to get a pic of Marie last night... Â Please don't hurt me bro I'm seething with anger right now. Keep your distance, dude, this is why I don't date millenials anymore how could she do this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted September 19, 2018 Author Share Posted September 19, 2018 2 minutes ago, PhilosipherStoned said: I didn't know you and zeni we're buds guy.. Or did you hook up with one of his love interests, and snap a post sex pic? What the hell is going on in this thread?  Dude please protect me from him! He's crazy and he wants to hurt me over this chick! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted September 19, 2018 Author Share Posted September 19, 2018 1 minute ago, Zenigundam said: I'm seething with anger right now. Keep your distance, dude, this is why I don't date millenials anymore how could she do this Bro please don't hurt me bro. If it makes you feel better she loves like every second of it. But bro please I'm seriously scared for my life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted September 19, 2018 Share Posted September 19, 2018 This shit is too funny to be true.. I got your back though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted September 19, 2018 Author Share Posted September 19, 2018 Thanks bro. This dude is crazy! All I did was give his chick LONG ASS DICK and now he's livid for some reason 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted September 19, 2018 Share Posted September 19, 2018 2 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: This dude is crazy! Please stop using the C word. Please stop using it. *reaches slowly into pocket* 😥 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted September 19, 2018 Share Posted September 19, 2018 what did he mean by delete your profile.. I forget that some of you are connected to this guy on social media. Did you really take his stalkee from him though? Because I feel like that deserves more than a pat on the back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted September 19, 2018 Author Share Posted September 19, 2018 3 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: Please stop using the C word. Please stop using it. *reaches slowly into pocket* 😥 Bro please! I had to do it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted September 19, 2018 Author Share Posted September 19, 2018 3 minutes ago, PhilosipherStoned said: what did he mean by delete your profile.. I forget that some of you are connected to this guy on social media. Did you really take his stalkee from him though? Because I feel like that deserves more than a pat on the back. Idk bro all I know is I found his chick on Christian mingle and I christened that ass 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted September 19, 2018 Share Posted September 19, 2018 So I'm supposed to believe this guy had a chick in the first place? Nice Improv. Don;t let me ruin the magic though XD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted September 19, 2018 Author Share Posted September 19, 2018 Just now, PhilosipherStoned said: So I'm supposed to believe this guy had a chick in the first place? Nice Improv. Don;t let me ruin the magic though XD. Exactly he HAD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted September 19, 2018 Share Posted September 19, 2018 Marie... 👺 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted September 19, 2018 Author Share Posted September 19, 2018 UPDATE HOLY shit! My headliner and one of the other comics that was on the show got into a huge fight in the show group chat that I set up. Like it was the most awkward thing I've ever seen. I really feel like shit about the show last night, but now I feel exponentially worse. I feel like I failed as a host as well as a booker. My performance was sub par. I was just off, but for this shit show to happen afterwards is just insult to injury. Fuck my life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted September 19, 2018 Share Posted September 19, 2018 13 hours ago, That_One_Guy said: Thanks bro. This dude is crazy! All I did was give his chick LONG ASS DICK and now he's livid for some reason  1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 On 9/19/2018 at 1:06 AM, That_One_Guy said: I book this comedy show every month, and the dude I booked who was supposed to bring people had a friend break his wrist in a skateboarding accident so he had to drop out. Apparently it was a bad break too. Like there was blood and shit. Lol almost tanked the whole show How often do you do this? Stand up or improv? I've been going to some open mic nights trying work on some bits and it's been hit or miss...I'd like to know more about this shit if you're up for a Q&A  1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scope Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 I wouldn't be able to just stand up there and riff in front of people like that, takes more balls than ppl think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted September 20, 2018 Author Share Posted September 20, 2018 13 minutes ago, Mix said: How often do you do this? Stand up or improv? I've been going to some open mic nights trying work on some bits and it's been hit or miss...I'd like to know more about this shit if you're up for a Q&A  I've been at stand up a little over a year. I hit spots as often as I can. Usually I can get up 7 times a week. Sometimes even more if I'm lucky. I don't mind answering questions if you got em Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted September 20, 2018 Author Share Posted September 20, 2018 (edited) 12 minutes ago, scope said: I wouldn't be able to just stand up there and riff in front of people like that, takes more balls than ppl think. Oh yeah and sometimes you'll try to do it and it goes nowhere. I tried guessing this lady's profession and kept getting it wrong. For some reason she got super offended and it made everything awkward. You learn to pick and choose. Some people want to be part of the show. Others don't want you to even look at them lol. Edited September 20, 2018 by That_One_Guy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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