That_One_Guy Posted September 9, 2018 Posted September 9, 2018 I was talking to a buddy and he was talking to me about this chick he's talking to. First he told me that he was going to "make her cum so much she won't let me go near her." Then this motherfucker looked at me. And with the most serious tone said "she's gonna be surprised that I have such a nice cock." This dude told me he has a "nice" cock whatever the fuck that means. I quit life.
Mini_ghost420 Posted September 9, 2018 Posted September 9, 2018 I don't know why he thinks you want to hear about that
TrigunBebop Posted September 9, 2018 Posted September 9, 2018 (edited) Can't a guy have some pride in the size of his balloon? Wait... what? Edited September 9, 2018 by TrigunBebop 1
Poof Posted September 9, 2018 Posted September 9, 2018 1 hour ago, That_One_Guy said: I was talking to a buddy and he was talking to me about this chick he's talking to. First he told me that he was going to "make her cum so much she won't let me go near her." Then this motherfucker looked at me. And with the most serious tone said "she's gonna be surprised that I have such a nice cock." This dude told me he has a "nice" cock whatever the fuck that means. I quit life. maybe you're the "chick"
That_One_Guy Posted September 9, 2018 Author Posted September 9, 2018 4 minutes ago, TrigunBebop said: Can't a guy have some pride in the size of his balloon? Wait... what? How small is your balloon?
That_One_Guy Posted September 9, 2018 Author Posted September 9, 2018 2 minutes ago, Poof said: maybe you're the "chick" He better buy me a car or some shit first
TrigunBebop Posted September 9, 2018 Posted September 9, 2018 (edited) 1 minute ago, That_One_Guy said: How small is your balloon? I got a 36 incher, bro. Edited September 9, 2018 by TrigunBebop
That_One_Guy Posted September 9, 2018 Author Posted September 9, 2018 11 minutes ago, TrigunBebop said: I got a 36 incher, bro. Well close your eyes and open your mouth big boy
TrigunBebop Posted September 9, 2018 Posted September 9, 2018 10 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: Well close your eyes and open your mouth big boy I'm not falling for that again... >_> I mean what?
Poof Posted September 9, 2018 Posted September 9, 2018 27 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: He better buy me a car or some shit first but hes gonna make u cum so much
That_One_Guy Posted September 9, 2018 Author Posted September 9, 2018 28 minutes ago, TrigunBebop said: I'm not falling for that again... >_> I mean what? I chloraphormed you balloons bro
That_One_Guy Posted September 9, 2018 Author Posted September 9, 2018 24 minutes ago, Poof said: but hes gonna make u cum so much Well as long as I get my nut whatever
fuggstop Posted September 9, 2018 Posted September 9, 2018 You wanted you to ask to see it He wants to gay play with you
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