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How has my game evolved since my HS days?


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Some of you have been familiar with me since I was an angsty, but undeniably alpha and warrior-esque, HS sophomore, and now it's a couple of years later and I feel like I've developed into something otherworldly. Do you think there's room for improvement? Are you impressed by the muacle gains and the panty feels I give to the young (legal age) ladies with my smooth lingo? 😌

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I kinda see it like I went from Playstation 2 coolness to Nintendo Switch alphaness. Like in other words I went from the cool guy, who was good for a solid convo, to the guy who was trying to take notes but the ladies couldn't stop looking at me, and yeah no I didn't get them their Cs, their hormones killed their grades, but yeah I feel like when I'm walking in public I'm a total distraction for these legal age women, but I don't feel guilt about making them late for work or leaving their debit cards at the Taco Bell register. They have to learn some RESPONSIBILITY! 🤦‍♂️🍕🐻🍪🍾

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1 hour ago, tsar4 said:

Real Men 

Don't.

Play.

Games.

Uh yeah you stole that line from a Lifetime movie for sure. Real men play games.... forever. Literally and figuratively speaking

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2 hours ago, Zenigundam said:

 muacle gains 

The fuck are those? 

(Revokes gym membership and looks into muacle fitness).

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45 minutes ago, Zenigundam said:

Uh yeah you stole that line from a Lifetime movie for sure. Real men play games.... forever. Literally and figuratively speaking

The only time I watched "Lifetime" it was "Lifetime Medical Television".

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