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1 minute ago, 1pooh4u said:

will your dick know when your blood is in another man's hard penis?  Will it start to tingle and point in a specific direction like a divining rod?

well...hell, let's go full stereo~type. 

if a black man's penis blood ends up in a white man's penis, will the white man penis expand and grow? or 

will it explode?

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5 minutes ago, discolemonade said:

well...hell, let's go full stereo~type. 

if a black man's penis blood ends up in a white man's penis, will the white man penis expand and grow? or 

will it explode?

What if the opposite happens, will the black man's penis shrink?  Will we all hear him scream, "SON OF A BITCH!" 

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Posted
Just now, scoobdog said:

So, if Sawdy's blood is in some dude's dick, does that also mean his voice is in the guy's head saying "Have your really earned this?"

What the fuck am I giving blood for it this isn't happening

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1 minute ago, scoobdog said:

So, if Sawdy's blood is in some dude's dick, does that also mean his voice is in the guy's head saying "Have your really earned this?"

This is probably a great premise to a movie, instead of Idle Hands it'll be called Idle Penis and much shenanigans will be involved

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Posted
Just now, Sawdamizer said:

What the fuck am I giving blood for it this isn't happening

I dunno, man.  That's why I insist on "Ladies Only" when I donate.

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Just now, 1pooh4u said:

This is probably a great premise to a movie, instead of Idle Hands it'll be called Idle Penis and much shenanigans will be involved

I'd say it would be a thrilling 2 minutes

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Posted (edited)
1 hour ago, Sawdamizer said:

Miss me with that homo shit

Fuck you saying?  I want my "diving rod" pointing to honeys not dudes.

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Posted
2 minutes ago, molarbear said:

I do it because I'm a CMV  hero

I don't know what that is but apparently my blood is good

please don't tell vampires about this

I have more than enough reasons to harvest your organs

Posted
1 minute ago, Sawdamizer said:

I have more than enough reasons to harvest your organs

I think other than my blood you're not going to get much

I give the liver and kidneys 10 more years and the heart is probably more congested than NYC traffic

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