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Always have great discussion topics ready like politics and religion where people are certain most likely to not agree as a whole.

Be so indifferent that it infuriates the ones closest to you. As it may numb you to life's hardships it will also numb you to possible joy and care.

If you are good about something brag about it constantly even though you only do so out of insecurity, it will certainly not make other insecure people better.

Be an Alpha male.

Rely on others to work and clean up after you.

Just overall have any kind of opinion on the internet or anywhere else as well.

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7 minutes ago, Distortedreasoning said:

there is something there that seems a little personal. 

like if i were wanting to get good advice i'd be writing all this shi down. 

but yeah i know this was meant to be humorous :D

wel

Well you caught me. Ever since I decided to be an alpha male I have isolated many friends in irl. :P

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1 minute ago, jackiemarie90 said:

Well you caught me. Ever since I decided to be an alpha male I have isolated many friends in irl. :P

are you gonna fight with zeni now or did you beat him up already? these boards are only big enough for one alpha B|

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Just now, Distortedreasoning said:

are you gonna fight with zeni now or did you beat him up already? these boards are only big enough for one alpha B|

Honestly anyone thinking they are more alpha than me is a beta unknowing to them. Part of the alpha male culture is just know you are. B|

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1 minute ago, jackiemarie90 said:

Honestly anyone thinking they are more alpha than me is a beta unknowing to them. Part of the alpha male culture is just know you are. B|

this is true. i mean not that i would know anything about being a lone wolf alpha male but you just know! B|

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5 minutes ago, Distortedreasoning said:

this is true. i mean not that i would know anything about being a lone wolf alpha male but you just know! B|

I know, I just exude alpha male right through the screen. :P

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Whether it's irl or on the internet, the best way to get under anyone's skin is to be sanctimonious about a wide range of topics, all of which you bring up rapid fire to get off as many hot takes and alienate as many people as possible 

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4 minutes ago, Nabloom said:

Whether it's irl or on the internet, the best way to get under anyone's skin is to be sanctimonious about a wide range of topics, all of which you bring up rapid fire to get off as many hot takes and alienate as many people as possible 

I mean that's one of the ways, but some that will still not piss off as much people as a vague degree of care. :P

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Just now, Distortedreasoning said:

since when did you become some know it all?  ¬¬

It's part of being an alpha male mang. Once you achieve that status, anyone less just doesn't see the world like we do.

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4 minutes ago, Distortedreasoning said:

thats it im tired of your alpha cockiness we gonna have to fight now B|

First of all, alpha's only get into brawls, secondly, it wouldn't be much of a fight. B|

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1 minute ago, Distortedreasoning said:

everything you say is just adding fuel to this raging fire! you gonna get burned son. B|

You can burn a flames of a hot dense star radiating energy undetectable with the human eye.

Image result for hot dense star

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When I wanted to piss off customers, I would explain the rules in one of two ways: with a lot of confidence and assertivenes and then just turn around and walk away without hearing anything they said, or as patronizingly as possible. 

"See all these people that were here before you waiting one after the other? Yeah, that's called a line! It's really cool! If you stand in it, you'll get a turn too!"

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2 hours ago, jackiemarie90 said:

Always have great discussion topics ready like politics and religion where people are certain most likely to not agree as a whole.

Be so indifferent that it infuriates the ones closest to you. As it may numb you to life's hardships it will also numb you to possible joy and care.

If you are good about something brag about it constantly even though you only do so out of insecurity, it will certainly not make other insecure people better.

Be an Alpha male.

Rely on others to work and clean up after you.

Just overall have any kind of opinion on the internet or anywhere else as well.

YASSSSSS!

you gotta let the drunk beast out every now and then and make a thread that you think is hilarious

my last one was a parody of another thread and got moved to DF

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3 minutes ago, molarbear said:

YASSSSSS!

you gotta let the drunk beast out every now and then and make a thread that you think is hilarious

my last one was a parody of another thread and got moved to DF

But now I'm really drunk, and want food.

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37 minutes ago, jackiemarie90 said:

But now I'm really drunk, and want food.

Domino's has hot spots now, you should take a bus to one and pick it up then sneak it in all 007 style

or you could always lie and say you went for a walk and a random person just gave you a pizza

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