jackiemarie90 Posted August 16, 2018 Share Posted August 16, 2018 Always have great discussion topics ready like politics and religion where people are certain most likely to not agree as a whole. Be so indifferent that it infuriates the ones closest to you. As it may numb you to life's hardships it will also numb you to possible joy and care. If you are good about something brag about it constantly even though you only do so out of insecurity, it will certainly not make other insecure people better. Be an Alpha male. Rely on others to work and clean up after you. Just overall have any kind of opinion on the internet or anywhere else as well. 3 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted August 16, 2018 Share Posted August 16, 2018 are you high jackie? or am i? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackiemarie90 Posted August 16, 2018 Author Share Posted August 16, 2018 2 minutes ago, Distortedreasoning said: are you high jackie? or am i? lol barely drinking. But I thought this was funny, guess I was wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted August 16, 2018 Share Posted August 16, 2018 there is something there that seems a little personal. like if i were wanting to get good advice i'd be writing all this shi down. but yeah i know this was meant to be humorous  Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackiemarie90 Posted August 16, 2018 Author Share Posted August 16, 2018 7 minutes ago, Distortedreasoning said: there is something there that seems a little personal. like if i were wanting to get good advice i'd be writing all this shi down. but yeah i know this was meant to be humorous wel Well you caught me. Ever since I decided to be an alpha male I have isolated many friends in irl. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted August 16, 2018 Share Posted August 16, 2018 1 minute ago, jackiemarie90 said: Well you caught me. Ever since I decided to be an alpha male I have isolated many friends in irl. are you gonna fight with zeni now or did you beat him up already? these boards are only big enough for one alpha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackiemarie90 Posted August 16, 2018 Author Share Posted August 16, 2018 Just now, Distortedreasoning said: are you gonna fight with zeni now or did you beat him up already? these boards are only big enough for one alpha Honestly anyone thinking they are more alpha than me is a beta unknowing to them. Part of the alpha male culture is just know you are. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted August 16, 2018 Share Posted August 16, 2018 1 minute ago, jackiemarie90 said: Honestly anyone thinking they are more alpha than me is a beta unknowing to them. Part of the alpha male culture is just know you are. this is true. i mean not that i would know anything about being a lone wolf alpha male but you just know! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted August 16, 2018 Share Posted August 16, 2018 24 minutes ago, jackiemarie90 said: lol barely drinking. But I thought this was funny, guess I was wrong. I lol'd. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackiemarie90 Posted August 16, 2018 Author Share Posted August 16, 2018 5 minutes ago, Distortedreasoning said: this is true. i mean not that i would know anything about being a lone wolf alpha male but you just know! I know, I just exude alpha male right through the screen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackiemarie90 Posted August 16, 2018 Author Share Posted August 16, 2018 5 minutes ago, scoobdog said: I lol'd. I think my short intention span gauges time to quickly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted August 16, 2018 Share Posted August 16, 2018 3 minutes ago, jackiemarie90 said: I know, I just exude alpha male right through the screen. yes, i could feel your alphaness just exerting dominance over my beta ass 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackiemarie90 Posted August 16, 2018 Author Share Posted August 16, 2018 3 minutes ago, Distortedreasoning said: yes, i could feel your alphaness just exerting dominance over my beta ass You beta believe it! Now I'm a little drunk. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted August 16, 2018 Share Posted August 16, 2018 2 minutes ago, jackiemarie90 said: You beta believe it! Now I'm a little drunk. that was a horrible pun and you should feel ashamed at least you got an excuse now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted August 16, 2018 Share Posted August 16, 2018 Whether it's irl or on the internet, the best way to get under anyone's skin is to be sanctimonious about a wide range of topics, all of which you bring up rapid fire to get off as many hot takes and alienate as many people as possible Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackiemarie90 Posted August 16, 2018 Author Share Posted August 16, 2018 5 minutes ago, Distortedreasoning said: that was an amazing pun and you should feel like a god at least you got an excuse now. I fixed your typos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackiemarie90 Posted August 16, 2018 Author Share Posted August 16, 2018 4 minutes ago, Nabloom said: Whether it's irl or on the internet, the best way to get under anyone's skin is to be sanctimonious about a wide range of topics, all of which you bring up rapid fire to get off as many hot takes and alienate as many people as possible I mean that's one of the ways, but some that will still not piss off as much people as a vague degree of care. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted August 16, 2018 Share Posted August 16, 2018 4 minutes ago, jackiemarie90 said: I fixed your typos. booooo! you suck! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackiemarie90 Posted August 16, 2018 Author Share Posted August 16, 2018 Just now, Distortedreasoning said: booooo! you suck! I'll add that to the next lesson. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted August 16, 2018 Share Posted August 16, 2018 2 minutes ago, jackiemarie90 said: I'll add that to the next lesson. since when did you become some know it all?  Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackiemarie90 Posted August 16, 2018 Author Share Posted August 16, 2018 Just now, Distortedreasoning said: since when did you become some know it all?  It's part of being an alpha male mang. Once you achieve that status, anyone less just doesn't see the world like we do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted August 16, 2018 Share Posted August 16, 2018 3 minutes ago, jackiemarie90 said: It's part of being an alpha male mang. Once you achieve that status, anyone less just doesn't see the world like we do. thats it im tired of your alpha cockiness we gonna have to fight now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackiemarie90 Posted August 16, 2018 Author Share Posted August 16, 2018 4 minutes ago, Distortedreasoning said: thats it im tired of your alpha cockiness we gonna have to fight now First of all, alpha's only get into brawls, secondly, it wouldn't be much of a fight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted August 16, 2018 Share Posted August 16, 2018 1 minute ago, jackiemarie90 said: First of all, alpha's only get into brawls, secondly, it wouldn't be much of a fight. lets see how cocky you are when i get up on your face! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackiemarie90 Posted August 16, 2018 Author Share Posted August 16, 2018 3 minutes ago, Distortedreasoning said: lets see how cocky you are when i get up on your face! If you can reach it small fry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted August 16, 2018 Share Posted August 16, 2018 10 minutes ago, jackiemarie90 said: If you can reach it small fry. everything you say is just adding fuel to this raging fire! you gonna get burned son. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackiemarie90 Posted August 16, 2018 Author Share Posted August 16, 2018 1 minute ago, Distortedreasoning said: everything you say is just adding fuel to this raging fire! you gonna get burned son. You can burn a flames of a hot dense star radiating energy undetectable with the human eye. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted August 16, 2018 Share Posted August 16, 2018 12 minutes ago, jackiemarie90 said: You can burn a flames of a hot dense star radiating energy undetectable with the human eye. wait is that science? what kind of an alpha male lone wolf guy are you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackiemarie90 Posted August 16, 2018 Author Share Posted August 16, 2018 1 minute ago, Distortedreasoning said: wait is that science? what kind of an alpha male lone wolf guy are you? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted August 16, 2018 Share Posted August 16, 2018 Just now, jackiemarie90 said: this guy is the biggest dork. is he you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackiemarie90 Posted August 16, 2018 Author Share Posted August 16, 2018 2 minutes ago, Distortedreasoning said: this guy is the biggest dork. is he you? You wish bish! I'm so buff i can crush your head with my hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted August 16, 2018 Share Posted August 16, 2018 3 minutes ago, jackiemarie90 said: You wish bish! I'm so buff i can crush your head with my hand. do you even lift weights bro? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackiemarie90 Posted August 16, 2018 Author Share Posted August 16, 2018 1 minute ago, Distortedreasoning said: do you even lift weights bro? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KimopoBotar Posted August 16, 2018 Share Posted August 16, 2018 (edited) When I wanted to piss off customers, I would explain the rules in one of two ways: with a lot of confidence and assertivenes and then just turn around and walk away without hearing anything they said, or as patronizingly as possible. "See all these people that were here before you waiting one after the other? Yeah, that's called a line! It's really cool! If you stand in it, you'll get a turn too!" Edited August 16, 2018 by KimopoBotar 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted August 16, 2018 Share Posted August 16, 2018 1 minute ago, jackiemarie90 said: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted August 16, 2018 Share Posted August 16, 2018 You forgot to say "Also, cocks" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted August 16, 2018 Share Posted August 16, 2018 2 hours ago, jackiemarie90 said: Always have great discussion topics ready like politics and religion where people are certain most likely to not agree as a whole. Be so indifferent that it infuriates the ones closest to you. As it may numb you to life's hardships it will also numb you to possible joy and care. If you are good about something brag about it constantly even though you only do so out of insecurity, it will certainly not make other insecure people better. Be an Alpha male. Rely on others to work and clean up after you. Just overall have any kind of opinion on the internet or anywhere else as well. YASSSSSS! you gotta let the drunk beast out every now and then and make a thread that you think is hilarious my last one was a parody of another thread and got moved to DF 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackiemarie90 Posted August 16, 2018 Author Share Posted August 16, 2018 6 minutes ago, Distortedreasoning said: This is you though 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackiemarie90 Posted August 16, 2018 Author Share Posted August 16, 2018 3 minutes ago, TrigunBebop said: You forgot to say "Also, cocks" But people love people who say that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackiemarie90 Posted August 16, 2018 Author Share Posted August 16, 2018 3 minutes ago, molarbear said: YASSSSSS! you gotta let the drunk beast out every now and then and make a thread that you think is hilarious my last one was a parody of another thread and got moved to DF But now I'm really drunk, and want food. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted August 16, 2018 Share Posted August 16, 2018 Just now, jackiemarie90 said: But people love people who say that. Exactly. Gotta be so lovable it becomes abhorrent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackiemarie90 Posted August 16, 2018 Author Share Posted August 16, 2018 1 minute ago, TrigunBebop said: Exactly. Gotta be so lovable it becomes abhorrent. Dam this is so true, it goes back to other insecure people feeding off of this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted August 16, 2018 Share Posted August 16, 2018 5 minutes ago, jackiemarie90 said: This is you though and youre chikorita and im charizard... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted August 16, 2018 Share Posted August 16, 2018 4 minutes ago, jackiemarie90 said: But now I'm really drunk, and want food. order a greasy ass pizza Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackiemarie90 Posted August 16, 2018 Author Share Posted August 16, 2018 1 minute ago, Distortedreasoning said: and youre chikorita and im charizard... TAKE THAT BACK YOU BISH I'M A MOTHERFUCKING DRAGONAIR  Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackiemarie90 Posted August 16, 2018 Author Share Posted August 16, 2018 2 minutes ago, molarbear said: order a greasy ass pizza I could, but I'm embarrassed to order anything, so I'm making microwave mac and cheese Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted August 16, 2018 Share Posted August 16, 2018 5 minutes ago, jackiemarie90 said: TAKE THAT BACK YOU BISHÂ I'M A MOTHERFUCKINGÂ DRAGONAIR Â YOURE ON BISH!!! Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackiemarie90 Posted August 16, 2018 Author Share Posted August 16, 2018 4 minutes ago, Distortedreasoning said: YOURE ON BISH!!! Â Bubblebeam bish 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted August 16, 2018 Share Posted August 16, 2018 3 minutes ago, jackiemarie90 said: Bubblebeam bish you got lucky BISH! LUCKY!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted August 16, 2018 Share Posted August 16, 2018 37 minutes ago, jackiemarie90 said: But now I'm really drunk, and want food. Domino's has hot spots now, you should take a bus to one and pick it up then sneak it in all 007 style or you could always lie and say you went for a walk and a random person just gave you a pizza Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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