Zenigundam Posted August 9, 2018 Posted August 9, 2018 So it starts off with this 4th grade class reciting, "In 1492, Columbus sailed the ocean blue" while they're watching a history video about Columbus, but all of a sudden the three ships or whatever that he took turn into party ships, and hot, legal age teens, who came along for the voyage, just suddenly throw off their clothes and are now scantily clothed in 15th century party attire, bunny ears and shit, total cleavage, and they thrust themselves upon Columbus whose old eyes pop out of his head and suddenly the boats start rocking up and down because of all the strobe lights, drugs, and sex, and they start moving in erratic patterns and shit, where was I going with this
Bouvre Posted August 9, 2018 Posted August 9, 2018 1 hour ago, Zenigundam said: where was I going with this You were going to scrap this idea like any decent skit writer would, turn in the forged Writers Guild of America card, and take up professional welfare fraud.
stilgar Posted August 9, 2018 Posted August 9, 2018 We don't want to hear about your gross sexual fantasies zeni.
Rumb0 Posted August 9, 2018 Posted August 9, 2018 1 minute ago, stilgar said: We don't want to hear about your gross sexual fantasies zeni. Just admit it, you probably want to hear about it since you always frequent his threads.
stilgar Posted August 9, 2018 Posted August 9, 2018 Oh look, I upset rumbo so now he is gonna follow me around to get attention.
Rumb0 Posted August 9, 2018 Posted August 9, 2018 It's the only thing you have to look forward to in your ineffectual life.
Houdini Splicer Posted August 9, 2018 Posted August 9, 2018 2 hours ago, Zenigundam said: So it starts off with this 4th grade class reciting, "In 1492, Columbus sailed the ocean blue" while they're watching a history video about Columbus, but all of a sudden the three ships or whatever that he took turn into party ships, and hot, legal age teens, who came along for the voyage, just suddenly throw off their clothes and are now scantily clothed in 15th century party attire, bunny ears and shit, total cleavage, and they thrust themselves upon Columbus whose old eyes pop out of his head and suddenly the boats start rocking up and down because of all the strobe lights, drugs, and sex, and they start moving in erratic patterns and shit, where was I going with this Damn you, Pedo Pedro. Wanting to show porn to a roomful of children? You are one sick fuck.
bnmjy Posted August 9, 2018 Posted August 9, 2018 And then kawaii giant squid comes and rapes all the ships and everyone dies from concussions from the violent shaking. THE END
Zenigundam Posted August 9, 2018 Author Posted August 9, 2018 Haha that's not porn at all. That's called party central, college days of yesteryear
Zenigundam Posted August 9, 2018 Author Posted August 9, 2018 Just now, bnmjy said: And then kawaii giant squid comes and rapes all the ships and everyone dies from concussions from the violent shaking. THE END Drunkenly try to get on deck and fight the giant squid, abandoning the hot biddies while the waterbeds are rocking
Houdini Splicer Posted August 9, 2018 Posted August 9, 2018 3 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: Drunkenly try to get on deck and fight the giant squid, abandoning the hot biddies while the waterbeds are rocking And then Zeni snaps back to reality, out of his perverted fantasy, as Nasty Nate furiously plows his backdoor, while all the other inmates are lined up waiting their turn.
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