On your deathbed, no one stops by.

[Codename: Jackass]

I remember when you thought that you would never die.

[Bouvre]

That was before the moonshoes.

[Codename: Jackass]

That was before the Socker Boppers.

[Bouvre]

15 hours ago, empty said:

That was before the Socker Boppers.

and combining both with the sudden urge to create the smash-hit Olympic event known as the trampoline pole-vault.

Edited August 8, 2018 by Bouvre

[KimopoBotar]

There's only one kind of people in this world. 

People who die. 

[Codename: Jackass]

7 hours ago, Bouvre said:

and combining both with the sudden urge to create the smash-hit Olympic event known as the trampoline pole-vault.

Have members from the other competing teams shoot Nerf guns at the pole vaulters and the vaulters have to avoid getting hit and land in the bullseye to receive maximum score.

 

Because it's NERF or nothin'.

[Still Me]

Facts:

1) everyone poops

2) everyone dies

3) everyone is wrong

4) everyone is racist

[Codename: Jackass]

3 hours ago, KimopoBotar said:

There's only one kind of people in this world. 

People who die. 

I have found the secret to eternal youth.

 

Give me fifty bucks and it's yours.

[Codename: Jackass]

21 minutes ago, Still Me said:

Facts:

1) everyone poops

2) everyone dies

3) everyone is wrong

4) everyone is racist

I've never been wrong about anything in my entire life.

 

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No one stops by? We aren’t all fuggs.

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I'd stop by if it was on the way