KimopoBotar Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 Apparently this car wash is far more exciting than the one i normally go to. I guess I'll have to wash my car here from now on. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crackymckrackin Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 Just now, KimopoBotar said: Apparently this car wash is far more exciting than the one i normally go to. I guess I'll have to wash my car here from now on. At least they got the pro series dildo? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KimopoBotar Posted August 1, 2018 Author Share Posted August 1, 2018 11 minutes ago, crackymckrackin said: At least they got the pro series dildo? Begs the question: what does a professional dildoer need from a dildo? Do pro series dildos have qualities that an amature dildoer wouldn't need? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 29 minutes ago, KimopoBotar said: Apparently this car wash is far more exciting than the one i normally go to. I guess I'll have to wash my car here from now on. a girl on her way to film a solo scene. 14 minutes ago, KimopoBotar said: Begs the question: what does a professional dildoer need from a dildo? Do pro series dildos have qualities that an amature dildoer wouldn't need? yes 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 Hey, free dildo. At the very least you could leave it in an odd place, or carry it in your back pocket through a mall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 You don't just turn down a free dildo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAC Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 Something fun probably Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 4 hours ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said: Hey, free dildo. At the very least you could leave it in an odd place, or carry it in your back pocket through a mall. 4 hours ago, empty said: You don't just turn down a free dildo. there's no dildo in there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 4 minutes ago, Poof said: there's no dildo in there What do you call that penis shaped thing in there? Serious question, since you're in the adult biz, I'm deferring to your knowledge, and I guess the kind of "dildo" that gets stuck on a wall has a different name? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 19 minutes ago, Poof said: there's no dildo in there I thought it was clear resin lol @ me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 (edited) 18 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: What do you call that penis shaped thing in there? Serious question, since you're in the adult biz, I'm deferring to your knowledge, and I guess the kind of "dildo" that gets stuck on a wall has a different name? you're thinking that it's a clear dildo but it's not. thats just the plastic packaging molded to fit the dildo. if you look closely at the label, you'll see that this is the packaging to a brown dildo proving that it is not a clear toy that you're looking at. it's an empty package plus, wherever it is, it's a silicone dildo. no silicone dildo can be water-clear. silicone toys can only be cloud-clear. and i think it's still just called a dildo even if it has a suction cup Edited August 2, 2018 by Poof 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 I've got a great bit for my sketch comedy show that I'm cooking up. Stick a suction cup dildo to my forehead and walk around town with it flopping around, trying to have normal conversations with people. Eat your heart out, Jackass and Eric Andre. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 (edited) 3 minutes ago, empty said: I've got a great bit for my sketch comedy show that I'm cooking up. Stick a suction cup dildo to my forehead and walk around town with it flopping around, trying to have normal conversations with people. Eat your heart out, Jackass and Eric Andre. That's not stupid enough for Eric Andre. You'd have to wear that on your head AND act like a tool. God I hate that show. Good public "pranks" illicit a shocked reaction out of the prankee. I can't imagine literally anything Eric Andre does in his public stunts illiciting any reactions other than a passive, "What the fuck is this idiot doing?" Edited August 2, 2018 by Doom Metal Alchemist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 I act like a tool at all times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 2 minutes ago, empty said: I act like a tool at all times. You'd be better off aspiring to be George Costanza. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 Believe it or not George isn't at home please leave a messaaaaaaaaaaage at the beep I must be out or I'd pick up the phone Where could I beeeeeee? Believe it or not, I'm not hoooooooome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KimopoBotar Posted August 2, 2018 Author Share Posted August 2, 2018 21 hours ago, Poof said: a girl on her way to film a solo scene. yes Huh. Good to know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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