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Posted
Just now, Naraku4656 said:

or when your gf is 3000 miles away from you and all you have is mediocre porn

She's gone. Drink some prune juice and let that shit go.

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Posted
3 minutes ago, Rogue_Alphonse said:

That’s what I call it when she didn’t lick all my cum off and it dries up on the tip

You clean it up before it gets all krusty krab. 

What a waste of cummage.

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Posted
4 minutes ago, CutieQuesadilla said:

You clean it up before it gets all krusty krab. 

What a waste of cummage.

Honestly it’s never happened to me but I thought it would be a funny and gross scenario to play out on here.

Posted
5 minutes ago, CutieQuesadilla said:

Yours is like rock candy. 

If you're gonna say things like that you could at least use something that everyone can't easily make fun of.

Posted
1 hour ago, Buddyroe360 said:

Wait, I've lost all concept of time.....Did you go to Cali 2 days ago or was it last week Friday.....Because it seems like you've been there longer than 2 days.

She was here from Friday to Tuesday.

Posted (edited)
11 minutes ago, Muskox said:

I'm sure I have to remember July 20th for the rest of my life now. Although I think the 22nd is the one we should remember.

Just 9 months from the 20th of July.

April 20th, 2019.... Welcome little one. 

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Posted
5 minutes ago, Muskox said:

I get enough of that from her. I don't need it elsewhere.

Can I be the ©odfather?

Posted
2 minutes ago, Muskox said:

Would you really want to have any ties to something that I helped create?

Good point.

Abort.

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