garbagepailcat Posted July 14, 2018 Posted July 14, 2018 8+ months into my relationship. Sweet relief. 4
fuggstop Posted July 14, 2018 Posted July 14, 2018 Fun fact: when you have a baby, they wont release you from the hospital until you have a bowel movement. Happiest poop evah....(i takes baby homes now yayyyy)
garbagepailcat Posted July 14, 2018 Author Posted July 14, 2018 1 hour ago, Cau said: I've never farted in my life. You lie like the devil. 1 hour ago, fuggstop said: Fun fact: when you have a baby, they wont release you from the hospital until you have a bowel movement. Happiest poop evah....(i takes baby homes now yayyyy) What if you shit while you have the baby? Does that count?
fuggstop Posted July 14, 2018 Posted July 14, 2018 1 minute ago, garbagepailcat said: You lie like the devil. What if you shit while you have the baby? Does that count? No. I think the rule is for c sections. They pull all your guts out to get the baby. I guess they wanna make sure they put your guts back in good enough for you to poo before you leave.
garbagepailcat Posted July 14, 2018 Author Posted July 14, 2018 That makes sense. I’m actually terrified of having children vaginally (and in general), and c sections seem like a great idea.
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted July 14, 2018 Posted July 14, 2018 3 hours ago, garbagepailcat said: Everyone farts. Well if that's your attitude, why did you wait 8+ months to do it in front of him?
Raptorpat Posted July 14, 2018 Posted July 14, 2018 46 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Well if that's your attitude, why did you wait 8+ months to do it in front of him? she didn't actually specify in front of him maybe she's been bottled up this whole time 2
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted July 14, 2018 Posted July 14, 2018 4 minutes ago, Adminderaptorpat said: she didn't actually specify in front of him maybe she's been bottled up this whole time That's literally impossible. The act of taking a shit forces one to fart. If she hasn't taken a shit in over 8 months, she'd be long dead by now.
fuggstop Posted July 14, 2018 Posted July 14, 2018 13 hours ago, garbagepailcat said: That makes sense. I’m actually terrified of having children vaginally (and in general), and c sections seem like a great idea. Yah i think you can choose to have a c section. Mine was emergency, though.
TrigunBebop Posted July 15, 2018 Posted July 15, 2018 (edited) A WINNER IS YOU! Edited July 15, 2018 by TrigunBebop
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