Guest The Hound Posted July 13, 2018 Posted July 13, 2018 14 minutes ago, Nabloom said: Any dude whos never had their dick sucked with their girls finger in their butt - i feel sorry for them
naraku360 Posted July 13, 2018 Posted July 13, 2018 35 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: Put your finger in my butt, bby
Guest The Hound Posted July 13, 2018 Posted July 13, 2018 19 minutes ago, Quackers said: did she stick it in your mouth afterwards Is that what u wanna think about when u jerk off tn?
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted July 13, 2018 Posted July 13, 2018 (edited) Remember: You're the bottom 50% of people. Edit: The play on words is a happy coincidence. Edited July 13, 2018 by GreatBallsOfJizz 1
naraku360 Posted July 13, 2018 Posted July 13, 2018 (edited) 5 hours ago, The Hound said: My girl put her finger in my butt. I felt it slid along my rectal walls. Blood rushed to my throbbing crotch as she looked up at me. She stared longingly into my eyes. Her smile made my heart flutter and my asshole clench with ferocious delight. She wiggled her finger out, tantalizing the nerves as it took the off-ramp out of my Hershey Highway. The new relaxation made me nearly shoot a poo canoe. As she removed the latex glove and placed her hand on my inner thigh, she leaned in and whispered seductively into my ear, "Yeah, it's definitely hemorrhoids." Edited July 13, 2018 by naraku360 2
mochi Posted July 13, 2018 Posted July 13, 2018 13 hours ago, The Hound said: 10 10 would let happen again girls should know better than to trust straight guys hygiene concerning their butts
Guest The Hound Posted July 13, 2018 Posted July 13, 2018 9 hours ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said: Remember: You're the bottom 50% of people. Edit: The play on words is a happy coincidence. who r u again? oh some nobody =D
Guest The Hound Posted July 13, 2018 Posted July 13, 2018 10 minutes ago, mochi said: girls should know better than to trust straight guys hygiene concerning their butts im clean bruh i even shave my butthole because i dont like dingleberries
Guest The Hound Posted July 13, 2018 Posted July 13, 2018 8 hours ago, naraku360 said: maybe use your skills to post stuff like this on a forum where you'll actually get upvoted like reddit
Sandstone Posted July 13, 2018 Posted July 13, 2018 I think more guys should experience it personally, but maybe I'm biased.
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted July 13, 2018 Posted July 13, 2018 6 minutes ago, Sandstone said: I think more guys should experience it personally, but maybe I'm biased. It didn't feel good.
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted July 13, 2018 Posted July 13, 2018 12 minutes ago, The Hound said: who r u again? oh some nobody =D I'm a legend, son.
Sandstone Posted July 13, 2018 Posted July 13, 2018 2 minutes ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said: It didn't feel good. They should still experience it at least once. I have found more guys enjoy it (when it is performed properly) than hate it. Even among gays there are some that find anal sex non-enjoyable and tend to be tops only or only do oral sex or other things.
fuggstop Posted July 13, 2018 Posted July 13, 2018 26 minutes ago, mochi said: girls should know better than to trust straight guys hygiene concerning their butts This right here
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted July 13, 2018 Posted July 13, 2018 Oh, the person that did it was an expert, I didn't even feel the finger slide in. I just told her it was doing nothing for me.
Sandstone Posted July 13, 2018 Posted July 13, 2018 (edited) 5 minutes ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said: Oh, the person that did it was an expert, I didn't even feel the finger slide in. I just told her it was doing nothing for me. They probably didn't know what they were doing then, and they probably never touched your prostate. Trust me if you can't feel it, they are doing it wrong. That goes for penises or toys as well. Edited July 13, 2018 by Sandstone
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted July 13, 2018 Posted July 13, 2018 Just now, Sandstone said: They probably didn't know what they were doing then, and they probably never touched your prostate. Trust me if you can't feel it, they are doing it wrong. That goes for penises as well. I mean I didn't feel it go in. It was just a surprise. And I didn't like it.
fuggstop Posted July 13, 2018 Posted July 13, 2018 1 minute ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said: I mean I didn't feel it go in. It was just a surprise. And I didn't like it. Military hottie asked me to lick his ass. I really think he does gay shit when he's deployed. And that motherfucker is deployed A LOT
Sandstone Posted July 13, 2018 Posted July 13, 2018 1 minute ago, fuggstop said: Military hottie asked me to lick his ass. I really think he does gay shit when he's deployed. And that motherfucker is deployed A LOT I wouldn't be surprised. My first boyfriend was in the military he was bisexual but acted like he was straight around women and never wanted to bring it up.
Guest The Hound Posted July 13, 2018 Posted July 13, 2018 18 minutes ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said: I'm a legend, son. more like some loser
Sandstone Posted July 13, 2018 Posted July 13, 2018 6 minutes ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said: I mean I didn't feel it go in. It was just a surprise. And I didn't like it. You didn't like it because she didn't warn you beforehand or because you didn't feel it?
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted July 13, 2018 Posted July 13, 2018 5 minutes ago, Sandstone said: You didn't like it because she didn't warn you beforehand or because you didn't feel it? I didn't like how a finger in my ass felt.
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted July 13, 2018 Posted July 13, 2018 9 minutes ago, fuggstop said: Military hottie asked me to lick his ass. I really think he does gay shit when he's deployed. And that motherfucker is deployed A LOT I think I'm gonna go with Kinsey and say sexuality is a spectrum. People like what they like. Could just as easily have been his wife trying to keep things exciting.
Guest The Hound Posted July 13, 2018 Posted July 13, 2018 1 minute ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said: I didn't like how a finger in my ass felt. sounds like a beta bitch to me
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted July 13, 2018 Posted July 13, 2018 Just now, The Hound said: sounds like a beta bitch to me Yeah, all the manly men love having things shoved in their ass. I've got a can of creamed corn right now for you, baby. 1
Guest The Hound Posted July 13, 2018 Posted July 13, 2018 Just now, GreatBallsOfJizz said: Yeah, all the manly men love having things shoved in their ass. I've got a can of creamed corn right now for you, baby. w.e just continue to live your life in sexual prohibition you insecure little beta male
Sandstone Posted July 13, 2018 Posted July 13, 2018 4 minutes ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said: Yeah, all the manly men love having things shoved in their ass. I've got a can of creamed corn right now for you, baby. I can show you some videos of some hyper-masculine men enjoying things in their ass to prove this concept actually.
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted July 13, 2018 Posted July 13, 2018 2 minutes ago, Sandstone said: I can show you some videos of some hyper-masculine men enjoying things in their ass to prove this concept actually. Lol. I was at the supermarket one day and these two fucking immense buff dudes were shopping together. Coming from where I did, it takes some getting used to. Like, I don't wanna laugh just cause they're gay, but they looked like they could take out 20 people in ten seconds. That's what struck me as funny.
Sandstone Posted July 13, 2018 Posted July 13, 2018 There are more homosexual men that go unnoticed than those that do, because of mannerisms, appearance, or vocal ques. I have had countless people tell me that I am lieing or trolling when I end up bringing up being gay because I am not obvious as to what they would normally perceive as such. It's really disheartening sometimes. Also, a large number of hypermasculine men are gay or bisexual. In fact one of the prominent sexual norms of an ideal man in many ancient cultures was a homosexual aggressor. Though it is hard to explain in a short setting as many ancient culture's concepts of sexuality were very different from our modern concepts.
naraku360 Posted July 13, 2018 Posted July 13, 2018 56 minutes ago, The Hound said: maybe use your skills to post stuff like this on a forum where you'll actually get upvoted like reddit It was based on a true story. 1
Clu Posted July 13, 2018 Posted July 13, 2018 3 minutes ago, Sandstone said: There are more homosexual men that go unnoticed than those that do, because of mannerisms, appearance, or vocal ques. I have had countless people tell me that I am lieing or trolling when I end up bringing up being gay because I am not obvious as to what they would normally perceive as such. It's really disheartening sometimes. Also, a large number of hypermasculine men are gay or bisexual. In fact one of the prominent sexual norms of an ideal man in many ancient cultures was a homosexual aggressor. Though it is hard to explain in a short setting as many ancient culture's concepts of sexuality were very different from our modern concepts. I would never mistaken you for straight 1
Sandstone Posted July 13, 2018 Posted July 13, 2018 Just now, Clu said: I would never mistaken you for straight I mean in person... I'm pretty sure you don't know what I look like or have heard me speak. Wait whose alt are you anyways?
fuggstop Posted July 13, 2018 Posted July 13, 2018 11 minutes ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said: Lol. I was at the supermarket one day and these two fucking immense buff dudes were shopping together. Coming from where I did, it takes some getting used to. Like, I don't wanna laugh just cause they're gay, but they looked like they could take out 20 people in ten seconds. That's what struck me as funny. You kno yer g spot up there, right?
Clu Posted July 13, 2018 Posted July 13, 2018 1 minute ago, Sandstone said: I mean in person... I'm pretty sure you don't know what I look like or have heard me speak. Wait whose alt are you anyways? I know what you look like...
Sandstone Posted July 13, 2018 Posted July 13, 2018 Just now, Clu said: I know what you look like... I seriously doubt that as there are very few people here that have seen me.
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted July 13, 2018 Posted July 13, 2018 Yeah, the gay guys in Omaha are like any other guy. It's an interesting thing. I think one dude was trying to feel me out, he asked me to come by and smoke weed and watch Jean-Claude Van Damme movies. What idiot isn't down for that? Before I was leaving he was talking about how he thought his hair looked cool in some movie. I just shrugged a whatever. After that he seemed on edge around me. I dunno. Life is a strange thing. People are odd.
Sandstone Posted July 13, 2018 Posted July 13, 2018 Just now, The Hound said: @Sandstone its sawd i love ruining fun =D I thought so but wasn't sure. I get him and Buddy mixed up some times.
Guest The Hound Posted July 13, 2018 Posted July 13, 2018 Just now, Sandstone said: I seriously doubt that as there are very few people here that have seen me. you must not know how pathetic this community has become do you? people share shit they shouldn't all the time to everyone thats partially what these losers get off to.
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted July 13, 2018 Posted July 13, 2018 2 minutes ago, fuggstop said: You kno yer g spot up there, right? My g spot is the head of my cock.
Guest The Hound Posted July 13, 2018 Posted July 13, 2018 Just now, Sandstone said: I thought so but wasn't sure. I get him and Buddy mixed up some times. understandable they're both garbage
fuggstop Posted July 13, 2018 Posted July 13, 2018 Just now, GreatBallsOfJizz said: My g spot is the head of my cock. LOL Nope In your bum..way up your asshole
Sandstone Posted July 13, 2018 Posted July 13, 2018 1 minute ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said: Yeah, the gay guys in Omaha are like any other guy. It's an interesting thing. I think one dude was trying to feel me out, he asked me to come by and smoke weed and watch Jean-Claude Van Damme movies. What idiot isn't down for that? Before I was leaving he was talking about how he thought his hair looked cool in some movie. I just shrugged a whatever. After that he seemed on edge around me. I dunno. Life is a strange thing. People are odd. 1 He was definitely looking for a signal. And he may have felt uncomfortable for one of two reasons: he thought you knew something was up and had a personal issue with it, or he thought you were attractive and thus had a hard time being around you.
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted July 13, 2018 Posted July 13, 2018 1 minute ago, The Hound said: you must not know how pathetic this community has become do you? You mean how everyone is hitting on every possible vagina they can to the point where none of the fun women want to be present?
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