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My girl put her finger in my butt


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14 minutes ago, Nabloom said:

 

Any dude whos never had their dick sucked with their girls finger in their butt - i feel sorry for them

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19 minutes ago, Quackers said:

did she stick it in your mouth afterwards 

Is that  what u wanna think about when u jerk off tn?

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5 hours ago, The Hound said:

My girl put her finger in my butt. I felt it slid along my rectal walls. Blood rushed to my throbbing crotch as she looked up at me.

She stared longingly into my eyes. Her smile made my heart flutter and my asshole clench with ferocious delight.

She wiggled her finger out, tantalizing the nerves as it took the off-ramp out of my Hershey Highway. The new relaxation made me nearly shoot a poo canoe.

As she removed the latex glove and placed her hand on my inner thigh, she leaned in and whispered seductively into my ear, "Yeah, it's definitely hemorrhoids."

 

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9 hours ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said:

Remember: You're the bottom 50% of people.

 

Edit: The play on words is a happy coincidence.

who r u again?
oh

some nobody =D

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10 minutes ago, mochi said:

girls should know better than to trust straight guys hygiene concerning their butts

im clean bruh

i even shave my butthole because i dont like dingleberries

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8 hours ago, naraku360 said:

 

maybe use your skills to post stuff like this on a forum where you'll actually get upvoted

like reddit

 

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2 minutes ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said:

It didn't feel good. 

They should still experience it at least once. I have found more guys enjoy it (when it is performed properly) than hate it. Even among gays there are some that find anal sex non-enjoyable and tend to be tops only or only do oral sex or other things.

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5 minutes ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said:

Oh, the person that did it was an expert, I didn't even feel the finger slide in. I just told her it was doing nothing for me.

They probably didn't know what they were doing then, and they probably never touched your prostate. Trust me if you can't feel it, they are doing it wrong. That goes for penises or toys as well.

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Just now, Sandstone said:

They probably didn't know what they were doing then, and they probably never touched your prostate. Trust me if you can't feel it, they are doing it wrong. That goes for penises as well.

I mean I didn't feel it go in. It was just a surprise. And I didn't like it.

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1 minute ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said:

I mean I didn't feel it go in. It was just a surprise. And I didn't like it.

Military hottie asked me to lick his ass. I really think he does gay shit when he's deployed. And that motherfucker is deployed A LOT

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1 minute ago, fuggstop said:

Military hottie asked me to lick his ass. I really think he does gay shit when he's deployed. And that motherfucker is deployed A LOT

I wouldn't be surprised. My first boyfriend was in the military he was bisexual but acted like he was straight around women and never wanted to bring it up.

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9 minutes ago, fuggstop said:

Military hottie asked me to lick his ass. I really think he does gay shit when he's deployed. And that motherfucker is deployed A LOT

I think I'm gonna go with Kinsey and say sexuality is a spectrum. People like what they like. Could just as easily have been his wife trying to keep things exciting.

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1 minute ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said:

I didn't like how a finger in my ass felt.

sounds like a beta bitch to me

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Just now, GreatBallsOfJizz said:

Yeah, all the manly men love having things shoved in their ass. I've got a can of creamed corn right now for you, baby.

w.e  just continue to live your life in sexual prohibition

you insecure little beta male ;)

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4 minutes ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said:

Yeah, all the manly men love having things shoved in their ass. I've got a can of creamed corn right now for you, baby.

I can show you some videos of some hyper-masculine men enjoying things in their ass to prove this concept actually.

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2 minutes ago, Sandstone said:

I can show you some videos of some hyper-masculine men enjoying things in their ass to prove this concept actually.

Lol. I was at the supermarket one day and these two fucking immense buff dudes were shopping together. Coming from where I did, it takes some getting used to. Like, I don't wanna laugh just cause they're gay, but they looked like they could take out 20 people in ten seconds. That's what struck me as funny.

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There are more homosexual men that go unnoticed than those that do, because of mannerisms, appearance, or vocal ques. I have had countless people tell me that I am lieing or trolling when I end up bringing up being gay because I am not obvious as to what they would normally perceive as such. It's really disheartening sometimes.

Also, a large number of hypermasculine men are gay or bisexual. In fact one of the prominent sexual norms of an ideal man in many ancient cultures was a homosexual aggressor. Though it is hard to explain in a short setting as many ancient culture's concepts of sexuality were very different from our modern concepts.

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3 minutes ago, Sandstone said:

There are more homosexual men that go unnoticed than those that do, because of mannerisms, appearance, or vocal ques. I have had countless people tell me that I am lieing or trolling when I end up bringing up being gay because I am not obvious as to what they would normally perceive as such. It's really disheartening sometimes.

Also, a large number of hypermasculine men are gay or bisexual. In fact one of the prominent sexual norms of an ideal man in many ancient cultures was a homosexual aggressor. Though it is hard to explain in a short setting as many ancient culture's concepts of sexuality were very different from our modern concepts.

I would never mistaken you for straight

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11 minutes ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said:

Lol. I was at the supermarket one day and these two fucking immense buff dudes were shopping together. Coming from where I did, it takes some getting used to. Like, I don't wanna laugh just cause they're gay, but they looked like they could take out 20 people in ten seconds. That's what struck me as funny.

You kno yer g spot up there, right?

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1 minute ago, Sandstone said:

I mean in person... I'm pretty sure you don't know what I look like or have heard me speak. Wait whose alt are you anyways?

I know what you look like...

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Yeah, the gay guys in Omaha are like any other guy. It's an interesting thing. I think one dude was trying to feel me out, he asked me to come by and smoke weed and watch Jean-Claude Van Damme movies. What idiot isn't down for that? Before I was leaving he was talking about how he thought his hair looked cool in some movie. I just shrugged a whatever. After that he seemed on edge around me. I dunno. Life is a strange thing. People are odd.

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Just now, Sandstone said:

I seriously doubt that as there are very few people here that have seen me.

you must not know how pathetic this community has become do you?
people share shit they shouldn't all the time to everyone

thats partially what these losers get off to.

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Just now, Sandstone said:

I thought so but wasn't sure. I get him and Buddy mixed up some times.

understandable

they're both garbage

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1 minute ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said:

Yeah, the gay guys in Omaha are like any other guy. It's an interesting thing. I think one dude was trying to feel me out, he asked me to come by and smoke weed and watch Jean-Claude Van Damme movies. What idiot isn't down for that? Before I was leaving he was talking about how he thought his hair looked cool in some movie. I just shrugged a whatever. After that he seemed on edge around me. I dunno. Life is a strange thing. People are odd.

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He was definitely looking for a signal. And he may have felt uncomfortable for one of two reasons: he thought you knew something was up and had a personal issue with it, or he thought you were attractive and thus had a hard time being around you.

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