Zenigundam Posted June 15, 2018 Posted June 15, 2018 One of my coworkers asked me that hypothetical question because she claims that I have to be more mature, responsible, and professional, but really she should just worry about herself! 🐻
Zenigundam Posted June 15, 2018 Author Posted June 15, 2018 13 minutes ago, JehutyNinja said: You should bang her She's getting married in September lol. Still that doesn't mean a talent alpha like myself couldn't be a homewrecker. 😦💪💓
Misaka Posted June 15, 2018 Posted June 15, 2018 But as a gift I'll give you 10 cases of beers to drown your sorrow 1
JehutyNinja Posted June 15, 2018 Posted June 15, 2018 19 minutes ago, Buddyroe360 said: Alphas don't have bosses Or morals, bang her 1
wacky1980 Posted June 15, 2018 Posted June 15, 2018 srs. she's not getting married until september. that's plenty of time to throw down a quick romantic trist. or a few weekends of alpha dominance. spread that seed man.
Zenigundam Posted June 15, 2018 Author Posted June 15, 2018 33 minutes ago, lupin_bebop said: Yep. You'd be gone before the week's end. Dude, I can't be fired like that. If somebody does that to me, he would get rocked and dropped. 😦💪🏋️♂️ Namely you... 🤠
naraku360 Posted June 15, 2018 Posted June 15, 2018 (edited) I wouldn't have hired you if I were your boss Edited June 15, 2018 by naraku360
GunStarHero Posted June 15, 2018 Posted June 15, 2018 I'd hate to give you the benefit of even being able to apply for unemployment. Perhaps you could clean the grease traps downstairs and those diarrhea pits we call restrooms.
Zenigundam Posted June 15, 2018 Author Posted June 15, 2018 2 hours ago, GunStarHero said: I'd hate to give you the benefit of even being able to apply for unemployment. Perhaps you could clean the grease traps downstairs and those diarrhea pits we call restrooms. You're a meanie, GSH I deserve CEO status. 😑
Ginguy Posted June 15, 2018 Posted June 15, 2018 4 hours ago, GunStarHero said: I'd hate to give you the benefit of even being able to apply for unemployment. Perhaps you could clean the grease traps downstairs and those diarrhea pits we call restrooms. I had to clean the grease trap out at church last weekend. I dunno, that might be a bit too much, even for Zeni.
AstroCreep Posted June 16, 2018 Posted June 16, 2018 I'd fire you from the Neighborhood Watch. I'd fire you from the cool table at lunch. I'd fire you from a cannon and listen you go "Boom! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaa…!"
lupin_bebop Posted June 16, 2018 Posted June 16, 2018 12 hours ago, Zenigundam said: Dude, I can't be fired like that. If somebody does that to me, he would get rocked and dropped. 😦💪🏋️♂️ Namely you... 🤠 Nope. That's not how that works. You'd be fired, out of my office, and out of the building before you got a chance to speak up.. Good luck attempting a swing. I work with some guys who killed people for a living, and they are not to be trifled with. Joys of having a government clearance.
naraku360 Posted June 16, 2018 Posted June 16, 2018 12 hours ago, lupin_bebop said: Nope. That's not how that works. You'd be fired, out of my office, and out of the building before you got a chance to speak up.. Good luck attempting a swing. I work with some guys who killed people for a living, and they are not to be trifled with. Joys of having a government clearance. This thread be like
lupin_bebop Posted June 16, 2018 Posted June 16, 2018 Hahaha. A little. I'm actually telling the truth, though.
Zenigundam Posted June 16, 2018 Author Posted June 16, 2018 (edited) 2 minutes ago, lupin_bebop said: Hahaha. A little. I'm actually telling the truth, though. Went from overly confident with assassins for coworkers to nervous at my alpha male power I see. Edited June 16, 2018 by Zenigundam
lupin_bebop Posted June 16, 2018 Posted June 16, 2018 Actually, no. I am telling the truth. No need to be overly confident. I worked with Navy SEALs, intelligence operatives, and CIA black bag operatives. They literally killed and destabilized for a living. Cybersecurity has its perks, which is why I said good luck. You'd be gone before you thought about it, because they don't deal with bullshit.
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