That_One_Guy Posted June 15, 2018 Share Posted June 15, 2018 It's seriously the most awkward thing ever. She was fucking like on the ground laughing hysterically. Then she got up and fell on my hood. Some dude came out of nowhere and whisked her away...... Did I just witness a kidnapping? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted June 15, 2018 Share Posted June 15, 2018 Bah, probably just a daterape....It's ok, she's fine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted June 15, 2018 Author Share Posted June 15, 2018 I really hope not. I'll feel like shit for having not done anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted June 15, 2018 Share Posted June 15, 2018 40 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: It's seriously the most awkward thing ever. She was fucking like on the ground laughing hysterically. Then she got up and fell on my hood. Some dude came out of nowhere and whisked her away...... Did I just witness a kidnapping? I would have made her pay for a detail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enad Posted June 15, 2018 Share Posted June 15, 2018 Was she up in your grill? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted June 15, 2018 Author Share Posted June 15, 2018 2 minutes ago, Rogue_Alphonse said: I would have made her pay for a detail. Lol I drive a shitacular sunfire. I should've let her destroy it for the insurance check lol 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted June 15, 2018 Author Share Posted June 15, 2018 2 minutes ago, enad said: Was she up in your grill? No. My plastic dollar store bumper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enad Posted June 15, 2018 Share Posted June 15, 2018 Just now, That_One_Guy said: No. My plastic dollar store bumper At least she moved all of them to one shelf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted June 15, 2018 Share Posted June 15, 2018 3 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: Lol I drive a shitacular sunfire. I should've let her destroy it for the insurance check lol I've been there. Had a '92 Explorer that was worth more in an insurance payout than what I paid for it. Plus I was putting 40k miles a year on it. More related to this topic, I did have two chicks drunkenly standing up and dancing with a fucking bottle of vodka, complete with mother fucking straw in the back of my car. I wouldn't have minded but it was in traffic and the top was down Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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stilgar Posted June 15, 2018 Share Posted June 15, 2018 This reminds me of a time I was camping with friends. Me and my gf along with two other people had shown up a day before everyone else to get things set up and because we had that day free to begin with. It was getting late and three of us were sitting around the fire and the fourth was in his tent making sure everything was ready when we hear this sound from the woods. It was a loud stomping and sounded like something large was out there. Suddenly this barefoot chick stumbles out of the darkness asking if we know where some guy was. She nearly fell into our fire several times. We told her the person she was looking for was not here. She walks away and we thought she left. than we here our friend yell because she scared the crap out of him. He basically chased her out of his tent. Than she stumbles over to my tent and we keep telling her the guy she is looking for is not in that tent. Finally she gets it and she wonders off into the night. About ten minutes later we here a car alarm going off and we joke that it was her looking for her friend. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted June 15, 2018 Author Share Posted June 15, 2018 3 minutes ago, Rogue_Alphonse said: I've been there. Had a '92 Explorer that was worth more in an insurance payout than what I paid for it. Plus I was putting 40k miles a year on it. More related to this topic, I did have two chicks drunkenly standing up and dancing with a fucking bottle of vodka, complete with mother fucking straw in the back of my car. I wouldn't have minded but it was in traffic and the top was down See I would've brake checked their asses lol. Also I had this SHIT 03 Ford escort. This thing had mangled transmission mounts, Holes in the coolant system, and it only came out of park some of the time lol. I lived on this narrow street when I had that car, and one morning a bus side swiped it which totaled the car. Luckily it was a commercial bus so the driver couldn't just keep going. I got a fat check and bought another scrap pile lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted June 15, 2018 Author Share Posted June 15, 2018 2 minutes ago, stilgar said: This reminds me of a time I was camping with friends. Me and my gf along with two other people had shown up a day before everyone else to get things set up and because we had that day free to begin with. It was getting late and three of us were sitting around the fire and the fourth was in his tent making sure everything was ready when we hear this sound from the woods. It was a loud stomping and sounded like something large was out there. Suddenly this barefoot chick stumbles out of the darkness asking if we know where some guy was. She nearly fell into our fire several times. We told her the person she was looking for was not here. She walks away and we thought she left. than we here our friend yell because she scared the crap out of him. He basically chased her out of his tent. Than she stumbles over to my tent and we keep telling her the guy she is looking for is not in that tent. Finally she gets it and she wonders off into the night. About ten minutes later we here a car alarm going off and we joke that it was her looking for her friend. Wow dude lol that's sketchy as fuck. Glad you all weren't killed in your sleep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted June 15, 2018 Share Posted June 15, 2018 Yeah, me too. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted June 15, 2018 Share Posted June 15, 2018 25 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: See I would've brake checked their asses lol. Also I had this SHIT 03 Ford escort. This thing had mangled transmission mounts, Holes in the coolant system, and it only came out of park some of the time lol. I lived on this narrow street when I had that car, and one morning a bus side swiped it which totaled the car. Luckily it was a commercial bus so the driver couldn't just keep going. I got a fat check and bought another scrap pile lol My Explorer one day on the waqy to work I turned the heater fan from 4 to 2 and the entire dash started smoking... I kept driving HOPING it would catch fire... i wanted it to burn down for that insurance money. It did not. Instead, my fan only worked on 4 after that... Also, those drunk girls - we were headed to a hotel party that we were throwing. And to make it juicy, the black chick actually liked me, but I did not know this... so when we started making out I thought it was just a drunk hook-up... long story short she passed out and an hour later woke up and caught me in the bathroom with another chick and my entire friends group did not hear the end of it - to the point that half of them like stopped talking to her XD. Had I known, I probably woulda hooked up... but then again, if she gets that kind of wild and dramatic.... maybe not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AstroCreep Posted June 15, 2018 Share Posted June 15, 2018 Don't look a drunk-chick whisking horse-dude in the mouth, just be glad she didn't dent your hood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted June 15, 2018 Share Posted June 15, 2018 3 hours ago, stilgar said: This reminds me of a time I was camping with friends. Me and my gf along with two other people had shown up a day before everyone else to get things set up and because we had that day free to begin with. It was getting late and three of us were sitting around the fire and the fourth was in his tent making sure everything was ready when we hear this sound from the woods. It was a loud stomping and sounded like something large was out there. Suddenly this barefoot chick stumbles out of the darkness asking if we know where some guy was. She nearly fell into our fire several times. We told her the person she was looking for was not here. She walks away and we thought she left. than we here our friend yell because she scared the crap out of him. He basically chased her out of his tent. Than she stumbles over to my tent and we keep telling her the guy she is looking for is not in that tent. Finally she gets it and she wonders off into the night. About ten minutes later we here a car alarm going off and we joke that it was her looking for her friend. So, was the chick large or something? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted June 15, 2018 Share Posted June 15, 2018 No, she was short and not really all that heavy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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