Phone interview in an hour

[Swimmod_Luna]

Can't wait to totally blow this one just like I do every interview because I suck

[Naraku4656]

I'll give you something to blow

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Here's some bubble soap

[Swimmod_Luna]

2 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said:

I'll give you something to blow

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Here's some bubble soap

Tnx

[Phillies]

so wait you call someone on the phone for this? 

[nameraka]

just remember. 

if you get in there and it looks like you're going down in flames,

go full kamikaze on that fucker. 

you'll be glad you did. 

[Swimmod_Luna]

15 minutes ago, Phillies said:

so wait you call someone on the phone for this? 

No they call me

[Swimmod_Luna]

14 minutes ago, nameraka said:

just remember. 

if you get in there and it looks like you're going down in flames,

go full kamikaze on that fucker. 

you'll be glad you did. 

How do I go "full kamikaze"?

[nameraka]

10 minutes ago, Athena 92 said:

How do I go "full kamikaze"?

intentionally tank the interview just to see how uncomfortable you can make the interviewer. 

possible options:

a. fake conspiracy theorist: throw out some nonsense codeword or phrase like he or she is supposed to know what it means. when they ask what you're talking about, you confess that you know the company is a front for the bilderberg group and is trying to recruit you into the illuminati. 

b. fake having a stroke just start making random sounds and talking gibberish, then drop the phone.

c. try sell them amway 

or any combination of the above. 

Edited May 3, 2018 by nameraka

[Swimmod_Luna]

It wasn't even really an interview they just talked about the position for like half an hour <_< In person interview next week can't wait to blow that.

[StarPanda]

Blow it like trigun bebop blows balloons 

[PhilosipherStoned]

Why do you suck so much buck up lass.

Come at 'em like this.. It works everytime for me..

 

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