Phillies Posted April 22, 2018 Posted April 22, 2018 baby I am a oil spill.... cause I'm slick btw: anyone seen Zeni?
Still Me Posted April 22, 2018 Posted April 22, 2018 3 minutes ago, Phillies said: baby I am a oil spill.... cause I'm slick btw: anyone seen Zeni? He’s been banned for a long while
bnmjy Posted April 22, 2018 Posted April 22, 2018 This ancient 28 year old woman was hitting on me, and I told her I only go for the 18 year old poon. I took an uber to the bus stop and saw a cute blondie there. Yeah, a blondie at a bus stop. I tried to ask her if she had an okc account, but she had her headphones on and looked clueless. Just to my advantage. I sat directly behind her on the bus and managed to score three whiffs of her beautiful hair. I am such an alpha stud.
fuggnificent Posted April 22, 2018 Posted April 22, 2018 4 minutes ago, bnmjy said: This ancient 28 year old woman was hitting on me, and I told her I only go for the 18 year old poon. I took an uber to the bus stop and saw a cute blondie there. Yeah, a blondie at a bus stop. I tried to ask her if she had an okc account, but she had her headphones on and looked clueless. Just to my advantage. I sat directly behind her on the bus and managed to score three whiffs of her beautiful hair. I am such an alpha stud. 😳
nameraka Posted April 22, 2018 Posted April 22, 2018 my boss caught me drinking at work and i called him a bitch.
Drunkenwarrior Posted April 22, 2018 Posted April 22, 2018 42 minutes ago, bnmjy said: This ancient 28 year old woman was hitting on me, and I told her I only go for the 18 year old poon. I took an uber to the bus stop and saw a cute blondie there. Yeah, a blondie at a bus stop. I tried to ask her if she had an okc account, but she had her headphones on and looked clueless. Just to my advantage. I sat directly behind her on the bus and managed to score three whiffs of her beautiful hair. I am such an alpha stud. Needs more emojis
bnmjy Posted April 22, 2018 Posted April 22, 2018 (edited) 28 minutes ago, Drunkenwarrior said: Needs more emojis 1 hour ago, bnmjy said: This ancient 28 year old woman 👵🏻 was hitting on me, and I told her I only go for the 18 year old poon. 🍑 I took an uber to the bus stop 🚏 and saw a cute blondie 👱♀️ there. Yeah, a blondie 👱♀️ at a bus stop. I tried to ask her if she had an okc account 📱, but she had her headphones 🎧 on and looked clueless. 😕 Just to my advantage. 💡 I sat directly behind her on the bus 💺 and managed to score three whiffs of her beautiful hair. 👃 I am such an alpha stud. 🍆 💩💩💩💩💩 Edited April 22, 2018 by bnmjy 1 1
Drunkenwarrior Posted April 22, 2018 Posted April 22, 2018 5 minutes ago, bnmjy said: 💩💩💩💩💩 That's better
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