Phillies Posted April 22, 2018 Share Posted April 22, 2018 baby I am a oil spill.... cause I'm slick btw: anyone seen Zeni? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted April 22, 2018 Share Posted April 22, 2018 3 minutes ago, Phillies said: baby I am a oil spill.... cause I'm slick btw: anyone seen Zeni? He’s been banned for a long while Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted April 22, 2018 Share Posted April 22, 2018 he's dead, jim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted April 22, 2018 Share Posted April 22, 2018 This ancient 28 year old woman was hitting on me, and I told her I only go for the 18 year old poon. I took an uber to the bus stop and saw a cute blondie there. Yeah, a blondie at a bus stop. I tried to ask her if she had an okc account, but she had her headphones on and looked clueless. Just to my advantage. I sat directly behind her on the bus and managed to score three whiffs of her beautiful hair. I am such an alpha stud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted April 22, 2018 Share Posted April 22, 2018 https://en.m.wikiquote.org/wiki/Elliot_Rodger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted April 22, 2018 Share Posted April 22, 2018 4 minutes ago, bnmjy said: This ancient 28 year old woman was hitting on me, and I told her I only go for the 18 year old poon. I took an uber to the bus stop and saw a cute blondie there. Yeah, a blondie at a bus stop. I tried to ask her if she had an okc account, but she had her headphones on and looked clueless. Just to my advantage. I sat directly behind her on the bus and managed to score three whiffs of her beautiful hair. I am such an alpha stud. 😳 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted April 22, 2018 Share Posted April 22, 2018 my boss caught me drinking at work and i called him a bitch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunkenwarrior Posted April 22, 2018 Share Posted April 22, 2018 42 minutes ago, bnmjy said: This ancient 28 year old woman was hitting on me, and I told her I only go for the 18 year old poon. I took an uber to the bus stop and saw a cute blondie there. Yeah, a blondie at a bus stop. I tried to ask her if she had an okc account, but she had her headphones on and looked clueless. Just to my advantage. I sat directly behind her on the bus and managed to score three whiffs of her beautiful hair. I am such an alpha stud. Needs more emojis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted April 22, 2018 Share Posted April 22, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted April 22, 2018 Share Posted April 22, 2018 (edited) 28 minutes ago, Drunkenwarrior said: Needs more emojis 1 hour ago, bnmjy said: This ancient 28 year old woman 👵🏻 was hitting on me, and I told her I only go for the 18 year old poon. 🍑 I took an uber to the bus stop 🚏 and saw a cute blondie 👱♀️ there. Yeah, a blondie 👱♀️ at a bus stop. I tried to ask her if she had an okc account 📱, but she had her headphones 🎧 on and looked clueless. 😕 Just to my advantage. 💡 I sat directly behind her on the bus 💺 and managed to score three whiffs of her beautiful hair. 👃 I am such an alpha stud. 🍆 💩💩💩💩💩 Edited April 22, 2018 by bnmjy 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunkenwarrior Posted April 22, 2018 Share Posted April 22, 2018 5 minutes ago, bnmjy said: 💩💩💩💩💩 That's better Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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