if there was an alien growing inside your chest...

[Phillies]

What would you do?

 

I'd do the same thing I always do. Not a goddamn thing. **eats poptarts** 

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

If I can afford it, get it surgically taken out.

[Bouvre]

Because an alien has been growing in my chest ever since the day my spouse opened my mouth with his and slid his narrow proboscis past my windpipe and sprayed my capillaries with a cold fluid that has since become a clutch of spawn, I can only ruminate how I've done so little. Mostly because I've become attached to each small pod of creature that squirms beneath every deep breath I take. I have named them all. Hester Prynne, Bartleby, Oblomov, Qwfwq, Behemoth, Where's The Beef?, Not Craig, and over 250 others. My spouse thinks it's cute I've named them all because, in his words: you've become attached to something that will not recognize you once they begin jettisoning from your mouth and nose. You will not be able to breathe and will die, either from suffocation, or from the extreme pressure each body will exert upon your brain, pinning it against the top of your skull and causing severe hemmorhaging. Whatever love you discern is foolish, and that's why I married you. 

[bnmjy]

Fuck Sigourney Weaver, even though she's old and crusty now.

[fuggnificent]

Why u gotta post this the exact moment my chest feels all strange

[Phillies]

10 minutes ago, bnmjy said:

Fuck Sigourney Weaver, even though she's old and crusty now.

She was a babe back in the day. Remember the panty scene in the escape ship?   

[Phillies]

9 minutes ago, fuggnificent said:

Why u gotta post this the exact moment my chest feels all strange

fuggz we might have to abort that alien in your tummy... it could be a queen.. 

[fuggnificent]

Imma name my alien baby after u, phillies

[fuggnificent]

1 minute ago, Phillies said:

fuggz we might have to abort that alien in your tummy... it could be a queen.. 

I only breed queens, bitch

[Still Me]

I would name it Gary