Phillies Posted April 14, 2018 Share Posted April 14, 2018 What would you do? I'd do the same thing I always do. Not a goddamn thing. **eats poptarts** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted April 14, 2018 Share Posted April 14, 2018 If I can afford it, get it surgically taken out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted April 14, 2018 Share Posted April 14, 2018 Because an alien has been growing in my chest ever since the day my spouse opened my mouth with his and slid his narrow proboscis past my windpipe and sprayed my capillaries with a cold fluid that has since become a clutch of spawn, I can only ruminate how I've done so little. Mostly because I've become attached to each small pod of creature that squirms beneath every deep breath I take. I have named them all. Hester Prynne, Bartleby, Oblomov, Qwfwq, Behemoth, Where's The Beef?, Not Craig, and over 250 others. My spouse thinks it's cute I've named them all because, in his words: you've become attached to something that will not recognize you once they begin jettisoning from your mouth and nose. You will not be able to breathe and will die, either from suffocation, or from the extreme pressure each body will exert upon your brain, pinning it against the top of your skull and causing severe hemmorhaging. Whatever love you discern is foolish, and that's why I married you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted April 14, 2018 Share Posted April 14, 2018 Fuck Sigourney Weaver, even though she's old and crusty now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted April 14, 2018 Share Posted April 14, 2018 Why u gotta post this the exact moment my chest feels all strange 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted April 14, 2018 Author Share Posted April 14, 2018 10 minutes ago, bnmjy said: Fuck Sigourney Weaver, even though she's old and crusty now. She was a babe back in the day. Remember the panty scene in the escape ship? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted April 14, 2018 Author Share Posted April 14, 2018 9 minutes ago, fuggnificent said: Why u gotta post this the exact moment my chest feels all strange fuggz we might have to abort that alien in your tummy... it could be a queen.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted April 14, 2018 Share Posted April 14, 2018 Imma name my alien baby after u, phillies 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted April 14, 2018 Share Posted April 14, 2018 1 minute ago, Phillies said: fuggz we might have to abort that alien in your tummy... it could be a queen.. I only breed queens, bitch 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted April 14, 2018 Share Posted April 14, 2018 I would name it Gary Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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