André Toulon Posted April 10, 2018 Posted April 10, 2018 Free room available.....Must do all laundry, mow grass and clean guest bathroom.....If female, you may get sexually harassed when I'm drunk but I'm not a rapist and I take rejection well because I'm a narcissist. If male, never talk to me.....Just do your job and stfu. We can hang during football season if you like football. Must be 420 simpatico.
Rogue_Alphonse Posted April 10, 2018 Posted April 10, 2018 I'd do it. But you need to let me be able to work on shit in said yard. and i don't babysit.
André Toulon Posted April 10, 2018 Author Posted April 10, 2018 3 minutes ago, Rogue_Alphonse said: I'd do it. But you need to let me be able to work on shit in said yard. and i don't babysit. Cool, because I don't trust my kids with anyone but me, my mama and Granny........The yard is yours....And most of the garage besides where my weights are.
Rogue_Alphonse Posted April 10, 2018 Posted April 10, 2018 1 minute ago, Derrick Foreal said: Cool, because I don't trust my kids with anyone but me, my mama and Granny........The yard is yours....And most of the garage besides where my weights are. Even better, a place to park my Mustang. As a bonus for that, I'll do the maintenance on your vehicle.
André Toulon Posted April 10, 2018 Author Posted April 10, 2018 (edited) Help me build a bar.....Honestly, you're a drunk too....I could probably deal with talking to you. Edited April 10, 2018 by Derrick Foreal 1
Rogue_Alphonse Posted April 10, 2018 Posted April 10, 2018 8 minutes ago, Derrick Foreal said: Help me build a bar.....Honestly, you're a drunk too....I could probably deal with talking to you. Fuck yeah... actually I was going to mention that we'd get along because I am typically a nice and upbeat drunk.. and my second favorite hobby is carpentry. 1
naraku360 Posted April 10, 2018 Posted April 10, 2018 I promise if you let me move in I'll be sure to do stupid things daily and fail to adequately explain myself due to staggering social ineptitude.
Rogue_Alphonse Posted April 10, 2018 Posted April 10, 2018 12 minutes ago, naraku360 said: I promise if you let me move in I'll be sure to do stupid things daily and fail to adequately explain myself due to staggering social ineptitude. You can be my pet. 1
André Toulon Posted April 10, 2018 Author Posted April 10, 2018 13 minutes ago, naraku360 said: I promise if you let me move in I'll be sure to do stupid things daily and fail to adequately explain myself due to staggering social ineptitude. I already have 2 of those
naraku360 Posted April 10, 2018 Posted April 10, 2018 9 minutes ago, Derrick Foreal said: I already have 2 of those You abducted fuggs and Packard? I see the plan is progressing ahead of schedule. 🤔 Good job. 1
André Toulon Posted April 10, 2018 Author Posted April 10, 2018 10 minutes ago, naraku360 said: You abducted fuggs and Packard? I see the plan is progressing ahead of schedule. 🤔 Good job. Great, I'll have roaches and fleas in no time 1
GunStarHero Posted April 10, 2018 Posted April 10, 2018 Hot damn! I ain't even gotta cook! Sounds like a deal to me.
Poof Posted April 10, 2018 Posted April 10, 2018 2 hours ago, Derrick Foreal said: Free room available.....Must do all laundry, mow grass and clean guest bathroom.....If female, you may get sexually harassed when I'm drunk but I'm not a rapist and I take rejection well because I'm a narcissist. If male, never talk to me.....Just do your job and stfu. We can hang during football season if you like football. Must be 420 simpatico.
cyberbully Posted April 10, 2018 Posted April 10, 2018 3 minutes ago, GunStarHero said: Hot damn! I ain't even gotta cook! Sounds like a deal to me. Nah, I'm very protective of my kitchen......But since you're a chef I think I could trust you.....Sometimes.
Rogue_Alphonse Posted April 10, 2018 Posted April 10, 2018 1 minute ago, cyberbully said: Nah, I'm very protective of my kitchen......But since you're a chef I think I could trust you.....Sometimes. Do you clean said kitchen?
GunStarHero Posted April 10, 2018 Posted April 10, 2018 1 minute ago, cyberbully said: Nah, I'm very protective of my kitchen......But since you're a chef I think I could trust you.....Sometimes. I like to think I do ok in the kitchen and am worthy of this trust. After all, I trade food comas for sex comas with my girlfriend. 1 1
cyberbully Posted April 10, 2018 Posted April 10, 2018 2 minutes ago, Poof said: I beg to differ....But I just really need someone to do laundry and mow grass.
cyberbully Posted April 10, 2018 Posted April 10, 2018 (edited) 1 minute ago, Rogue_Alphonse said: Do you clean said kitchen? YES!!!!! And I'm very particular about that shit....That's why I keep people out of it Edited April 10, 2018 by cyberbully 1
Poof Posted April 10, 2018 Posted April 10, 2018 1 minute ago, cyberbully said: I beg to differ....But I just really need someone to do laundry and mow grass. i do my own laundry but for when i have grass I always ask a neighbor if theyll do it for $20/pop
André Toulon Posted April 10, 2018 Author Posted April 10, 2018 45 minutes ago, CutieQuesadilla said: I’m coming to bother you, schmoopy. Steaks for laundry 1
CutieQuesadilla Posted April 10, 2018 Posted April 10, 2018 1 minute ago, Derrick Foreal said: Steaks for laundry -drools- you know that’s my weakness. I ate this bad boy before my diet. 1
André Toulon Posted April 10, 2018 Author Posted April 10, 2018 Ooh, I need to get some skrimps today 1
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