André Toulon Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 Free room available.....Must do all laundry, mow grass and clean guest bathroom.....If female, you may get sexually harassed when I'm drunk but I'm not a rapist and I take rejection well because I'm a narcissist. If male, never talk to me.....Just do your job and stfu. We can hang during football season if you like football. Must be 420 simpatico. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 I'd do it. But you need to let me be able to work on shit in said yard. and i don't babysit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted April 10, 2018 Author Share Posted April 10, 2018 3 minutes ago, Rogue_Alphonse said: I'd do it. But you need to let me be able to work on shit in said yard. and i don't babysit. Cool, because I don't trust my kids with anyone but me, my mama and Granny........The yard is yours....And most of the garage besides where my weights are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 1 minute ago, Derrick Foreal said: Cool, because I don't trust my kids with anyone but me, my mama and Granny........The yard is yours....And most of the garage besides where my weights are. Even better, a place to park my Mustang. As a bonus for that, I'll do the maintenance on your vehicle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted April 10, 2018 Author Share Posted April 10, 2018 (edited) Help me build a bar.....Honestly, you're a drunk too....I could probably deal with talking to you. Edited April 10, 2018 by Derrick Foreal 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 8 minutes ago, Derrick Foreal said: Help me build a bar.....Honestly, you're a drunk too....I could probably deal with talking to you. Fuck yeah... actually I was going to mention that we'd get along because I am typically a nice and upbeat drunk.. and my second favorite hobby is carpentry. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 I promise if you let me move in I'll be sure to do stupid things daily and fail to adequately explain myself due to staggering social ineptitude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 12 minutes ago, naraku360 said: I promise if you let me move in I'll be sure to do stupid things daily and fail to adequately explain myself due to staggering social ineptitude. You can be my pet. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted April 10, 2018 Author Share Posted April 10, 2018 13 minutes ago, naraku360 said: I promise if you let me move in I'll be sure to do stupid things daily and fail to adequately explain myself due to staggering social ineptitude. I already have 2 of those Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 9 minutes ago, Derrick Foreal said: I already have 2 of those You abducted fuggs and Packard? I see the plan is progressing ahead of schedule. 🤔 Good job. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted April 10, 2018 Author Share Posted April 10, 2018 10 minutes ago, naraku360 said: You abducted fuggs and Packard? I see the plan is progressing ahead of schedule. 🤔 Good job. Great, I'll have roaches and fleas in no time 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunStarHero Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 Hot damn! I ain't even gotta cook! Sounds like a deal to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 2 hours ago, Derrick Foreal said: Free room available.....Must do all laundry, mow grass and clean guest bathroom.....If female, you may get sexually harassed when I'm drunk but I'm not a rapist and I take rejection well because I'm a narcissist. If male, never talk to me.....Just do your job and stfu. We can hang during football season if you like football. Must be 420 simpatico. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberbully Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 3 minutes ago, GunStarHero said: Hot damn! I ain't even gotta cook! Sounds like a deal to me. Nah, I'm very protective of my kitchen......But since you're a chef I think I could trust you.....Sometimes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 1 minute ago, cyberbully said: Nah, I'm very protective of my kitchen......But since you're a chef I think I could trust you.....Sometimes. Do you clean said kitchen? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunStarHero Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 1 minute ago, cyberbully said: Nah, I'm very protective of my kitchen......But since you're a chef I think I could trust you.....Sometimes. I like to think I do ok in the kitchen and am worthy of this trust. After all, I trade food comas for sex comas with my girlfriend. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberbully Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 2 minutes ago, Poof said: I beg to differ....But I just really need someone to do laundry and mow grass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberbully Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 (edited) 1 minute ago, Rogue_Alphonse said: Do you clean said kitchen? YES!!!!! And I'm very particular about that shit....That's why I keep people out of it Edited April 10, 2018 by cyberbully 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 1 minute ago, cyberbully said: I beg to differ....But I just really need someone to do laundry and mow grass. i do my own laundry but for when i have grass I always ask a neighbor if theyll do it for $20/pop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CutieQuesadilla Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 I’m coming to bother you, schmoopy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted April 10, 2018 Author Share Posted April 10, 2018 45 minutes ago, CutieQuesadilla said: I’m coming to bother you, schmoopy. Steaks for laundry 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CutieQuesadilla Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 1 minute ago, Derrick Foreal said: Steaks for laundry -drools- you know that’s my weakness. I ate this bad boy before my diet. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted April 10, 2018 Author Share Posted April 10, 2018 Ooh, I need to get some skrimps today 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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