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Free room available.....Must do all laundry, mow grass and clean guest bathroom.....If female, you may get sexually harassed when I'm drunk but I'm not a rapist and I take rejection well because I'm a narcissist.  If male, never talk to me.....Just do your job and stfu.  We can hang during football season if you like football.

Must be 420 simpatico. 

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3 minutes ago, Rogue_Alphonse said:

I'd do it.

But you need to let me be able to work on shit in said yard. and i don't babysit.

Cool, because I don't trust my kids with anyone but me, my mama and Granny........The yard is yours....And most of the garage besides where my weights are.

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1 minute ago, Derrick Foreal said:

Cool, because I don't trust my kids with anyone but me, my mama and Granny........The yard is yours....And most of the garage besides where my weights are.

Even better, a place to park my Mustang. As a bonus for that, I'll do the maintenance on your vehicle.

Posted
8 minutes ago, Derrick Foreal said:

Help me build a bar.....Honestly, you're a drunk too....I could probably deal with talking to you.

Fuck yeah... actually I was going to mention that we'd get along because I am typically a nice and upbeat drunk.. and my second favorite hobby is carpentry.

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Posted
12 minutes ago, naraku360 said:

I promise if you let me move in I'll be sure to do stupid things daily and fail to adequately explain myself due to staggering social ineptitude. 

You can be my pet.

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Posted
13 minutes ago, naraku360 said:

I promise if you let me move in I'll be sure to do stupid things daily and fail to adequately explain myself due to staggering social ineptitude. 

I already have 2 of those

Posted
2 hours ago, Derrick Foreal said:

Free room available.....Must do all laundry, mow grass and clean guest bathroom.....If female, you may get sexually harassed when I'm drunk but I'm not a rapist and I take rejection well because I'm a narcissist.  If male, never talk to me.....Just do your job and stfu.  We can hang during football season if you like football.

Must be 420 simpatico. 

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Posted
3 minutes ago, GunStarHero said:

Hot damn! I ain't even gotta cook! Sounds like a deal to me. 

Nah, I'm very protective of my kitchen......But since you're a chef I think I could trust you.....Sometimes.

Posted
1 minute ago, cyberbully said:

Nah, I'm very protective of my kitchen......But since you're a chef I think I could trust you.....Sometimes.

I like to think I do ok in the kitchen and am worthy of this trust. After all, I trade food comas for sex comas with my girlfriend. 

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Posted (edited)
1 minute ago, Rogue_Alphonse said:

Do you clean said kitchen?

YES!!!!!

And I'm very particular about that shit....That's why I keep people out of it

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1 minute ago, cyberbully said:

I beg to differ....But I just really need someone to do laundry and mow grass.  

i do my own laundry but for when i have grass I always ask a neighbor if theyll do it for $20/pop

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