Clu Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 Why is Facebook becoming like OkCupid? Why does Mark Betaburg want to poke the sleeping giants of Lone Wolf Alpha Male Warrior Jockville? 😦 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clu Posted March 23, 2018 Author Share Posted March 23, 2018 Idk baby... I just don't know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 Add me, bitch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clu Posted March 23, 2018 Author Share Posted March 23, 2018 3 minutes ago, fuggnificent said: Add me, bitch Please leave name and number and I'll get back to you as soon as humanly possible 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 15 minutes ago, Clu said: Please leave name and number and I'll get back to you as soon as humanly possible I dont know why I have such a soft spot for you. You're horrible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clu Posted March 23, 2018 Author Share Posted March 23, 2018 Idk either. I really am the worst. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 I've never seen someone beg for FB friends. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 good. now let me tell you about this phuqed up dream i had about you. so, you picked me up to go to a party in san diego, at a friends house. you were charming and clever, and sweet to my friends. my girl was like 'oh he's a keeper' i was like 'oh maybe, i have to get to know him' so, we were leaving the party and headed to your car. it was a fancy sports car. charcoal grey, and very cool. ANYWAY, you leaned in to say 'i had a really nice time meeting your friends.' and i then leaned in to give me what i thought was a gentlemanly kiss. but, you suddenly changed, like went full blown mr. hyde. i mean your lips gnarled back, you started to drool. and then really bad things happened. i finally managed to beat the shit out of you. (some pretty sweet moves i might add) you turned and with that evil face said 'FINE, but you know you liked it. call you tomorrow' and sped off in your fancy car. i went back up to the house, my friend (who i haven't seen in years btw) was like, 'oh...i knew he was trouble' and she called her male cousins and uncles. bad hombres 'ms13' members (she does have a couple) and then i woke up. you were an awful man in that dream. just awful. and i woke up sad, because i was like 'that's not the sawdy i know' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clu Posted March 23, 2018 Author Share Posted March 23, 2018 I do have a fancy dark gray sports car 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 24 minutes ago, Noboru Yamaguchi said: I've never seen someone beg for FB friends. Because people are too busy blocking you and dont want to be your friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clu Posted March 23, 2018 Author Share Posted March 23, 2018 1 minute ago, fuggnificent said: Because people are too busy blocking you and dont want to be your friend. 🤔🤔🤔🤔 That doesn't make sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 1 minute ago, Clu said: 🤔🤔🤔🤔 That doesn't make sense. I have buddy and all his aliases blocked on fb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clu Posted March 23, 2018 Author Share Posted March 23, 2018 Ah I see Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 (edited) Well, she says that.....But Edited March 23, 2018 by Noboru Yamaguchi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clu Posted March 23, 2018 Author Share Posted March 23, 2018 I have a shit load of people blocked... Hmm... I wonder if they are missing me... I guess my ban isn't up until tonight now... Fuckers.... Oh well.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 14 minutes ago, Noboru Yamaguchi said: Well, she says that.....But Lol dumbfuk candy Shepard ain't even me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 Shitting the bed like a lactose intolerant baby on breastmilk 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 Just now, Noboru Yamaguchi said: Shitting the bed like a lactose intolerant baby on breastmilk Ah fuck cool! I have an imposter! I've made it on the internet! LOL Now I gotta go report this page. Motherfucker got more friends than both my real pages combined. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clu Posted March 23, 2018 Author Share Posted March 23, 2018 1 minute ago, fuggnificent said: Ah fuck cool! I have an imposter! I've made it on the internet! LOL Now I gotta go report this page. Motherfucker got more friends than both my real pages combined. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 Thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 facebook is for the upstairs club Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 1 minute ago, fuggnificent said: Thanks what has buddy done this time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 (edited) 5 minutes ago, Clu said: It'll be funny when she finds out it's just the other person living in her head Edited March 23, 2018 by Noboru Yamaguchi 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 4 minutes ago, Phillies said: what has buddy done this time It probably is buddy. Hes done it before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadcaeks Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 How the hell do you get banned and I never do? Have you seen how I harass Nazis? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacky1980 Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 30 minutes ago, sadcaeks said: How the hell do you get banned and I never do? Have you seen how I harass Nazis? it's possible. ... ... ... if you must know, i've been contemplating who your main would be. i'm done now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clu Posted March 23, 2018 Author Share Posted March 23, 2018 Well... The first thing to do is disregard all hot human decency Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 2 hours ago, Noboru Yamaguchi said: Well, she says that.....But I use YouTube to mp3 converters a lot too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 4 minutes ago, Nabloom said: I use YouTube to mp3 converters a lot too Do you use them lucratively? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 Imposter profile demolished Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 1 hour ago, sadcaeks said: How the hell do you get banned and I never do? Have you seen how I harass Nazis? purrrrrrr? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEXobiologist Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 did you know, if someone thinks you're depressed or unstable... whatever, a threat to yourself, they can flag your account for it. then when you go to log in/open the app next, you have to read through all this material about where and how to get help before you move on to your account. seems like an okay idea, but also seems like it could be easily abused. happened to my girlfriend recently and we have no idea why. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Hound Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 Just now, MEXobiologist said: did you know, if someone thinks you're depressed or unstable... whatever, a threat to yourself, they can flag your account for it. then when you go to log in/open the app next, you have to read through all this material about where and how to get help before you move on to your account. seems like an okay idea, but also seems like it could be easily abused. happened to my girlfriend recently and we have no idea why. you can troll report and the system is auotmated fb doesnt actaully scan through your post heavily just keywords that were used in the last week Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEXobiologist Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 Just now, The Hound said: you can troll report and the system is auotmated fb doesnt actaully scan through your post heavily just keywords that were used in the last week yikes i don't like the sound of that at all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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